Mike O'Donoghue

Sarcasm, cynicism, pretence of intellectual ability & dad logic. Humour is generally dark & dry i.e. Irish. I am not a writer nor an entrepreneur.

[Mike O'Donoghue @BoneyOD]

A War of Attrition @usopengolf

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@GuinnessMuseum What was the largest collective groan in history? I'm fairly sure most of Europe synchronised at 20:02 tonight #Euro2020Final #EnglandvsItaly #ForzaItalia

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Just seen the #MUFC lineup and there's hope there #LEIMUN

🤞🤞🤞 #VardyParty? 🤞🤞🤞

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I hope the #europeansuperleague jerseys have more interesting sponsors at the very least Nobody wants to see more insurers and the like Give me Juventus sponsored by ToffeePops #ESL

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@Whiskey_904 @BuffaloTrace @TheMasters Tea #Masters2021

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@connectd86 @Mike_Haracz @PGATOUR2K Must have hit the stroke limit.

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Time for #Tuchel to show what he's got up his sleeve #CHEWBA

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@BuzzFeed Wind River. When you get through climax of the movie, you'll be more than a little bit shook #WandaVision #ElizabethOlsen

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Just checked in on #WOLARS and checked out. Checked in again just to be sure and.. what?

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@GingellMichael @CullotySeamie And now I'm hoping Seamie says Twitch.

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@CullotySeamie @GingellMichael How do I subscribe to you guys live debate for the match later #LIVMUN #Livestream ?

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If Randolph tries anymore stupid footwork instead of picking up the ball, I'll hold him personally accountable for my father's likely aneurysm #ENGIRL

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The best thing about emojis is they really help make sarcasm obvious 😐 #MondayMotivation

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@PrideFC_FPL @BigManBakar Not until he's playing for a different team sadly.

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I knew that would happen #MCIARS

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The 100 day goal drought continues #AVLSHU #MCIARS #EPL #FPL

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The 100 day goal drought continues #AVLSHU #MCIARS #EPL #FPL

[Milo Shandel @MiloShandel]

Homeschooling is great. Today it took me EIGHT hours to get my Gr. 2 to write 2 sentences and 13 words. I wish I could think of something funny to say about it but I’m so fried. I leave it to you Twitter. Please @ me

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@MiloShandel Homeschooling is great. Pictured: Sarcasm. I'm dripping with it.

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I've seen more more interesting relationships develop over a bag of cans in the fields of West Cork #NormalPeople

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Need some #babyyoda eyebleach after this episode of #NormalPeople