Jamie

I like pot, podcasts, and occasional public displays of nudity. I try to make animations

[Jamie @BongRoomBlitz]

Two intense weeks... It's probably time to get a bit fucked up

[Jamie @BongRoomBlitz]

Well Wycombe it was two years of love, lust, heartbreak and a fair few drugs. I'm sure we'll do it again some time. Bye for now bucks

[Jamie @BongRoomBlitz]

1 sister got a 1st, 1 got a 2:1, 1 cousin got 2:2 and another got a 3rd I however am the first person in my family to drop out of Uni

[Jamie @BongRoomBlitz]

@EarthshineJane Hiv ive recently started brewing hemp beer and would love to make the step to distilling some moonshine, any expert advice?

[Jamie @BongRoomBlitz]

When you spend 24k and two years and still don't get the girl but it's all okay because you have Pocket Mortys and a big ol' bag of weed.

[Jamie @BongRoomBlitz]

Dropping out of uni to surf and brew hemp beer

[Jamie @BongRoomBlitz]

Apparently it doesn't matter what the reason you went in, you can't walk out of a toilet eating bourbons without getting strange looks

[Jamie @BongRoomBlitz]

Can't tell is constantly confusing @RheaButcher and @cameronesposito voices on podcasts is sexist, homophobic or racist

[Jamie @BongRoomBlitz]

Off to get a bap, fill the fucker with vegan cheese and then microwave the shit out of it.

[Jamie @BongRoomBlitz]

I wonder what would happen if we all stopped killing one another and just put our hands up and apologised to each other

[Jamie @BongRoomBlitz]

@panickyninja she has such soulful eyes

[Jamie @BongRoomBlitz]

Listening back to a mix you thought was incredible only to realise anyone who has ever loved you was wrong to do so #moretepidthanfire

[Jamie @BongRoomBlitz]

@LondonCannabis got some Super silver on the go

[Jamie @BongRoomBlitz]

I don't even care I just fucking love weed.

[Jamie @BongRoomBlitz]

*Thinks to self*
Is this text cute or desperate? Let me stop you there brain it's 2am I'm going to send it

[Jamie @BongRoomBlitz]

New book out soon!

Make Sure Your Kids Don't Realise You have No Idea What's Going On Either: The essential guide to early parenting.

[Jamie @BongRoomBlitz]

Being in your twenties feels like youve spent your whole life learning to drive a car only to realise that youre in a plane & have no hands.

[Jamie @BongRoomBlitz]

"And not even my feces, yes that's right the walls of my mind are cover in outsourced fecal matter... So you want to meet Friday?"

[Jamie @BongRoomBlitz]

Friend "You're loosing your mind over this girl"

Me "No I think you'll find I'm covering the walls in metaphorical feces over this girl"

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