Bongukwanda Twala

My goal is to great in this space-time continuum.

[Bongukwanda Twala @BongaTwala]

@BrideOfChunky @AvoDaDon_ Tag me next time

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@Nicole___H @GeraldKoena @mangi_mash Awww ☺️. The fact that you guys are CAs now is wild AF 😅

[Bongukwanda Twala @BongaTwala]

@CityPowerJhb By 12:30, do you mean 12:30 or 16:30? Ngoba we can’t be sure based on historical trends...

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@AvoDaDon_ Cancel the whole employer

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@Gondazberg Wife? Chief, when was the wedding?🤔

[Bongukwanda Twala @BongaTwala]

1. I must save for lobola.
3. I must save for a mvulamlomo.
2. I must also save for a ring.
3. I must also pay black tax ngapha.
4. Ngapha I must eat, buy petrol, car installment and rent.
All on a mere audit trainee salary? https://t.co/5oXT6OspIZ

[Mam’booch 💜 @base_tsana]

For the past 3 years of articles every year there's been a white dude who is saving for a ring and it made me wonder if our boys have even thought about saving for lobola. 😢

[Bongukwanda Twala @BongaTwala]

@CoruscaKhaya Send us a pic of this “warm bed” otherwise we can’t believe you 🤷🏾‍♂️

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@CoruscaKhaya @LukhonaMnguni I stopped reading at “my insignificant other”. Ubani lowo? Sicela izithombe.

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@CoruscaKhaya The orginal state capturers telling people about state capture 🤔

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@AvoDaDon_ Homeland Security and the FBI will read this tweet a pay you a visit...

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Ima need a PowerPoint presentation explaining why we need to get married. What can we do after marriage that we can’t do before marriage? https://t.co/DIcquGYDk5

[Bongukwanda Twala @BongaTwala]

@MissKeratilwe Does your uncle help out with the dishes when they visit her family?

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Does it have to be at 00:00 though? Is that the only time God’s diary is open for prayers? https://t.co/YIlT4L8oiJ

[Bongukwanda Twala @BongaTwala]

Why do amadlozi insist on being crytpic in dreams? They should just be straightforward and clear on some "Umfazi wakho ukudlisile" or "Umfowenu ukudlela umfazi".

[Bongukwanda Twala @BongaTwala]

@KingKhanya91 Same 😐 That s6quat rebate was weak AF...

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@AvoDaDon_ Screenshot your bank balance so we know it's real...

[Bongukwanda Twala @BongaTwala]

@CoruscaKhaya Nkosi yami

[Khaya Sithole @CoruscaKhaya]

So where do we start - the missing apostrophes? The invention of someone called RamOphosa? Or just the sheer hypocrisy of this Tweet? https://t.co/Y6JL0su1u5

[Bongukwanda Twala @BongaTwala]

@liyandre_ @sandiehontsho @Du_DuziLe Noma kuthiwe "Ulayekile, uzophuza amanzi"

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@GugsM This is #NDZ17's song. I refuse to recognise this versio