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[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

how it feels when i finally have time to rot in bed with my phone

[Jos 🇿🇦👨🏿‍💻 🚗 @JosiahThobejane]

Got my ass handed to me by a TTRS 😭😭😭

My extra cylinder is not doing anything for me atm 😭😭😭

THIS IS WITH A 3 CAR HEAD START

[Bonga Ngcobo.🐇 @Bonga_Dev]

Just go where you are welcomed

[Nomi @Knowmeee]

1. Flights and accommodation booked for the proposed trip at your own risk. Because you might not get the visa.
2. Proof that you can financially take care of yourself is 3 months bank statement like you are applying for a loan…and proof of employment.
3. Visa costs are upwards of 100 Euros for them to give you 3 days multiple entry visa or reject it because you would leave your fancy job, permanent residency, 10 year US visa to not return from their precious country who’s languages you don’t speak.

[Bonga Ngcobo.🐇 @Bonga_Dev]

@Musanathi2 Excatly

[Bonga Ngcobo.🐇 @Bonga_Dev]

@cnehshuga That's weird, after application got it back in 4 days

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

got a job rejection, saw the company post the same job again, so i applied again. i decide when we're done.

[Themba On Wheels @themba_Rf]

Wisdom to make sure I never lose all these due to funny things

[Zee @ZainabBell657]

pro tip: to transfer a file quickly between computers just copy the file you want, disconnect your mouse, plug it into the other pc and paste

[cow @cowincrisis]

two homies 💔

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

“I cook for my husband”= You’re a slave

“We split the bills”= Your husband is useless

“I spoil my wife”= You’re a simp

“I dress modestly”= You’re in an abusive marriage

“My wife and I make decisions together”= You’re not a real man

“I can’t do random nights out because I’m married” = You’re husband/wife is controlling

“My wife earns more than me”= You’re a useless leech

“My husband is the breadwinner”= You have no say since you bring nothing to the table

“I don’t need a male/female bestie because I’m married”= Your partner is insecure

This is how some of you see the world 😂

Y’all are far too pathetic and miserable to really understand what goes into making a marriage successful. Happy couples should keep it to themselves because you guys will find a fault in everything they do.

[mhysa @sawftkitty]

Lol, they shouldn't. People on the internet are too miserable to fully engage with the dynamics of happily married people authentically.

[Bonga Ngcobo.🐇 @Bonga_Dev]

I smell a buy

[Christina @cjpraat]

SPAR $JSESPP sitting at 2007 share prices in 2026…

19 years. Zero capital growth.

[Thendo Muloiwa @MuloiwaThendo]

And people have the audacity to say alcohol won't take you anywhere.

[𝓑𝒂𝒓𝒃𝒊𝒆 𝓓z𝒐𝒍𝒍🩰 @ThatgirlLee__]

Front loader is for aesthetics. People who are serious about their laundry being clean will say top loader

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

math teachers when you solve a question but didn’t use their formula:

[T S H E P O @TshepoJeans]

📍MALL OF AFRICA

[Sinister in the Presidency @AmandaBRinquest]

salary increases

[Dima Zeniuk @DimaZeniuk]

i'll just post what I love

[SABC News @SABCNews]

BREAKING NEWS | SARB increases interest rate by 25-basis points to 7%.

[giraffe @neckincrisis]

mind your own fucking business