Stone Weshtmiller

Lawyer. Public Servant. Writer. Father. Husband. Thinker. Philanthropist. Chocolatier. Landowner. Ex-Hussar. Christian. Yankees. Duke. Cowboys. Lakers.

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Having an #opencasket funeral is a big time alpha move #FridayThoughts

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@RepMTG I could make u a mom

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@Barbara38BB insane. good god. holy moley. jeepers creepers. gadzooks. jiminy christmas. cripes. good golly miss molly. goodness gracious great balls of fire. holy smokes. holy mackerel. zoinks. zounds. man alive. eureka. bazinga. brain blast. my kingdom for a horse. cowabunga. yabba dabba d

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@ChefGruel Lol this math is not correct by my calculations. The US and America have over 7 billion people so he’s have to give out between 3.5-3.6 million per person depending on how many conjoined twins there are.

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@The_FJC High IQ, the clap, and ED

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Taking vitamin B12 x3 a day to make my sloooge thicker

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Cancel spider 2 Y banana #Gruden #RaiderNation

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@CarrieQThinks @RealDrShiloh @bigdickT420

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Going commando to jury duty

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@Cranstein Sorry to hear that. If you’d like help, she can contact me and see if I can do something to bring it back

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@JosiePussyCats1 @HoldWitness @MrigankaBorah1 @JackPosobiec You’re*

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@smooresfit @audreyy_kaye @RealDrShiloh what’s ur medical opinion of this?

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@SunSuzSunTzuing Prostitute

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@chuniewhat @DusterFox @Trailpaws @RealDrShiloh

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Isn’t it weird that cuisines from hotter climates are usually more spicy, and colder climates more bland? #cooking #ClimateCrisis

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@barstoolsports @backagain Easy. Colin Kaepernick

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@BradleyW1960 @RealDrShiloh

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

Nothing wrong with bein the only one smoking pot at the party

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@AIapalucci Taking your shirt off makes everything more intense- fights, making love, and taking shits

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@naturallight XxL