Bongo Cachanga

Scourge of the seven C♯

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@michaeldweiss The Aristocrats!

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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@CampusClipper Sounds great! Can they deliver in less than 90 minutes?
Apparently, not.

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Very disappointed that MadForChicken could give me a 90 minute delivery estimate for their kitchen less than a quarter of a mile away, in Brooklyn. I'd pick it up myself, but I've had knee surgery.

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That's the fastest I've ever seen an @NYULangoneBK ambulance come barrelling down Hicks Street. Sirens blazing, thankfully, but still hammering it.

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@elonmusk Simmer down. Uber snowflake

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@christhebarker "Fray Bentos"

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Don’t worry, we’ll beat them to the lights.

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… no. Wait. Your driver is now 1.5 miles away.
I’m done.

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I think the #AmazonPrime experiment is over. @amazon . Your delivery in NYC is stealing your packages. Your delivery windows are over 10 hours long. Your tracking shows the truck outside the delivery point, and then 20 minutes later it’s 8 blocks away

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@firefox Is everything OK? Your browser doesn't even have the firefox logo on it anymore.

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@SonySupportUSA You're DFO Chat Bot is not very friendly. Says it's going to get someone to follow up on my case, then hangs up, leaving me in the cold. Is there another way to get support?

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@elonmusk LMAO

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Listening to @BernieTaupinRP on @BBCRadio4 , I can’t get over how much he sounds like #malcolmmcdowell. Was not expecting that

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Thanks @Citi for the phone notification about my scheduled CC payment. Scared the hell out of me. Thought it was a fraud alert.

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@spacewxwatch Mayans?

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@greg16676935420 That’s when the shift to the metric system will seem most appealing. Posted prices at the gas station drops by a quarter.

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@Notifynyc why doesn’t your system work? 30 minutes of fireworks, with no alert. Fix it! Or is the mayor too busy tending to NJ issues?

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Fucking these, unannounced, bombastic fireworks, on a Sunday night. #nyc #fireworks #brooklyn