Papa Bonner

Sports and Political Satire

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The #Browns and #Redskins are discussing a trade involving OT Trent Williams. Trade involves a second round pick, per sources.

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@Spooked_man Delete your account

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@keanukarg Let him finish the season…

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@keanukarg @TomPelissero He wants to win

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Always funny when NFL Draft prospects magically shrink an inch or two when getting measured for the combine/pro days.

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@keanukarg @EricGalko @nfldraftscout Yeah actually I think Penei Sewell should convert to QB bc he would be QB1

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@keanukarg @EricGalko @nfldraftscout You’re on crack

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@keanukarg @CoachUrbanMeyer How long before he retires due to health concerns?

[Scott Kacsmar @ScottKacsmar]

Thread: The dumping on Ben Roethlisberger's 2020 is a pretty huge analytics failure.

How do you talk about the value and boost in the play-action passing game and completely ignore that the Steelers use PA on 8.1% of passes while the rest of the NFL is at 23.1%?

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When Ben DiNucci gets home and sees that his old tweets have resurfaced.

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@LilTunechi @realDonaldTrump @POTUS When I told my 4 year old son about this, he said, “Why does my favorite rapper support Donald Trump and systemic racism?” Do better.

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When the cowboys fire McCarthy and bring back Jason Garrett or hire Adam Gase😂😂

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Already had their bye week too...

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Most QB pressures in 2 seconds or less:

1. Joey Bosa, Chargers - 11
2. T.J. Watt, Steelers - 10
3. Bud Dupree, Steelers - 8
3. Stephon Tuitt, Steelers - 8

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The wrong D Moore caught a touchdown

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Ah yes another cardinals drive where they’ll do everything other than giving the ball to Kenyan Drake

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Tyler Herro is just too good. Limitless potential.

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Terrible call

[BlitzburghUSAVideos @sdextrasmedia]

The punt return by Diontae Johnson that was called back because of a block in the back by Sutton. This kid can make people miss. #Steelers

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I don’t care who they’re trading for, but if Tyler herro is the price then they better not do it.

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According to Skip Bayless, the quarterback of America’s Team is not allowed to be depressed after his brother’s death

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Yes, his 3 point percentage has improved but defenders can still give him open looks for 3 every possession. All of his other percentages dropped. How does your free throw percentage drop by nearly 10% if getting to the line is such an important part of your game.

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Giannis is just a better version of Ben Simmons.

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Giannis’s shooting percentages compared between 2018-19 and 2019-20:

FG%
18-19: .578
19-20: .553
3P%
18-19: .256
19-20: .304
2P%
18-19: .641
19-20: .631
FT%
18-19: .729
19-18: .633