BonnieBeagle

I'm a super cool Beagle with an attitude to match. I have a genius level IQ when it comes to food, the rest of the time I comment on human stupidity. IBgoofy

[BonnieBeagle @BonnieBeagle1]

@Great_BeyondGB You are seriously calling Asian people that in 2020. Your Darkest Africa was pushing it, but you need to get with the times. I really liked your work, but this is going too far. Please don't sell this set under this name anymore. You're too good of an artist to be this ignorant

[BonnieBeagle @BonnieBeagle1]

It's cold, raining, and I've had enough of humans this morning. I'm going back to bed.

[BonnieBeagle @BonnieBeagle1]

Cleverly disguised as a pile of blankets. #beagle #ghilliesuit

[BonnieBeagle @BonnieBeagle1]

And here's another question. Why do stupid humans always assume #Snoopy is a male dog? I'm not sure Charlie Brown is the best authority on dog genitalia. The boy is tricked with a football... A lot! Just sayin'. And to be clear, all #beagles are "Snoopy." It's what we do!

[BonnieBeagle @BonnieBeagle1]

As a #beagle, I am bound by beagle law to retweet this. All hail Snoopy, the Beagle Godfather...er... I mean beloved human children's icon.

[PEANUTS @Snoopy]

Friendship at its finest.

[BonnieBeagle @BonnieBeagle1]

One day, he's going to ask a favor of you Charlie Brown

[BonnieBeagle @BonnieBeagle1]

I also formally invite our fellow #Cat human overlords to participate in the #AnimalVotingStrike of 2020

[BonnieBeagle @BonnieBeagle1]

As self appointed leader of the #BeaglecraticParty, I hereby declare that #beagles will not be participating in the 2020 US elections. We will neither support nor run any candidate, and beagles will not be voting this year! #Dogs r protesting the human only elections in 2020.

[BonnieBeagle @BonnieBeagle1]

@acaunderground @Sia And before you humans go nuts, beagles are perfectly capable of sticking their tails in and out of these things multiple times s day. It's a great way to scare the crap out of your human when they won't pay attention to you.

[BonnieBeagle @BonnieBeagle1]

My rat #terrier bro is demonstrating the proper way to scuff a #dog bed. Notice the proper scrunching of the blanket to create a perfect chin rest. This #beagle has always been impressed by his bedding technique. #comfy

[Beagle Facts @beaglefacts]

After a bath, a #beagle may appear to be 3% - 5% larger than usual due to extreme fuzziness. #beaglefacts

📷 @DunkynBeagle

[BonnieBeagle @BonnieBeagle1]

Ok, so it's not quite yoga. This is actually enjoyable tho. #beagle #dogyoga #rubmybelly

[BonnieBeagle @BonnieBeagle1]

I am the monkey beagle. Fear me little one, I am mighty. Fear my mighty monkey #beagle roar!

[BonnieBeagle @BonnieBeagle1]

Stupid human. U thought dog treats in a jar on a kitchen table on top of a hard tile floor would keep this #beagle from getting it down w/out breaking it, drug on to carpet so I wouldn't break it, and unscrewing the lid with my teeth and eating four dozen training treats. #idiot

[Beagle Facts @beaglefacts]

He's making a list, checking it twice / Gonna find out who's naughty or nice ... 🐶🎵

📷 @snoopy_girl1229 / Twitter

[BonnieBeagle @BonnieBeagle1]

This #beagle just couldn't eat another bite of this kid's food. We're stuffed! Wake me when there's #pie. Happy holidays to all the humans that serve #dogs. The rest you better get with the program in the #RoaringTwenties

[BonnieBeagle @BonnieBeagle1]

Today when my bro left food in his bowl it took my stupid human a minute to figure out why I was just standing there starting at it. Idiot finally moved my bowl over to my side of this ridiculous contraption they make this #beagle eat out of. I eat out o MY side! #figgeritout

[SF Beagles @beagles_sf]

The things I’ll do for a biscuit #beaglefacts #beagles #SaturdayVibes #DogsofTwittter

[BonnieBeagle @BonnieBeagle1]

This guy, Gary Larson, he really gets us #dogs. #beagle #farside