Bonnie Biddick

I'm not a real person

[Bonnie Biddick @BonnieBiddick]

And my first tweet of the year is........ my grandma is dancing around the house listening to that new drake

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m gonna give away $5,000 to 3 random people who retweets this and follows me! ❤️ Quarantine is lasting way longer than expected and I wanna keep helping out. Love you guys ⭐️

[Bonnie Biddick @BonnieBiddick]

U know what I love? Every time Linda calls bob a dick

[Bonnie Biddick @BonnieBiddick]

When ya girl wanna be fox😭😭😭bitch I am fox

[Bonnie Biddick @BonnieBiddick]

Omg I’m the best driver shit up

[Bonnie Biddick @BonnieBiddick]

@SirFredLumpus_ Except u like 3 iPhones behind already

[Bonnie Biddick @BonnieBiddick]

Will u stay? Jus a lil while

[Bonnie Biddick @BonnieBiddick]

Living in Louisiana aka alcoholism and constant muddy shoes

[Bonnie Biddick @BonnieBiddick]

When ya ass don’t fit in ya kilt no more

[Bonnie Biddick @BonnieBiddick]

Idk I just think it’s funny when ppl think anyone cares about their sandals

[Bonnie Biddick @BonnieBiddick]

When ur boutta take a selfie but u take a shit instead :)

[Bonnie Biddick @BonnieBiddick]

“I think there’s something wrong with my pee hole. It’s like a sprinkler”

[Bonnie Biddick @BonnieBiddick]

Never too drunk to recycle 😌

[Bonnie Biddick @BonnieBiddick]

On my break listening to 3 young sisters under 10 gossip with their mom about all their friends.. kinda adorable

[Bonnie Biddick @BonnieBiddick]

I just bought underwear from family dollar.........how’s ur life going

[Bonnie Biddick @BonnieBiddick]

It’s bEEN AWHILE twittles

[Bonnie Biddick @BonnieBiddick]

It occurs to me that it might be easier to find stuff at goodwill if they organized by size and not color

[Bonnie Biddick @BonnieBiddick]

I ate two salads today I am on a roll

[Bonnie Biddick @BonnieBiddick]

My balls drop tn

[Bonnie Biddick @BonnieBiddick]

"I didn't freak out, I just puked and cried a lil bit"