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[g @34rths]

And for my next trick I will call life beautiful and instantly watch it become so

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I really admire people who in 30 minutes get up, have breakfast, and shower. I need 30 minutes just to figure out where I am and who I am.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Una sure say que sera go still sera?

[Zoba™️ @BonnyBellz]

@Wizarab10 I watch this video over and over again on every quote 😊

[Nnamdi 🦅 @_Nsznn]

So after graduating with second class in Electrical engineering, Remi Tinubu said I should start selling Roasted corn or kuli kuli.

God I ask again, what is my offense

[General Fey @Miz_Fey]

Layi makes content… and he doesn’t have to be stupid to do it successfully. Please don’t make this about content creation.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Airports should have a post office so that you can mail things home instead of throwing them away

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Turning off WhatsApp notifications and only seeing messages when you open the app is a different level of isolation.

[Sheila of the Most High @sheilatebra]

This girl literally said, “If you are short on money for something read Psalms 102. Write down what you need, put it in Psalms 102, read it and God will give you exactly what you need.”

[JAY 💞 @Janiee_Jayy]

I’m passing the phone to a girl who is about to receive all she prayed for.

[𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐒.🧸🇫🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @chelsznn]

Chowdeck is asking me to prove I’m human.
shey robot dey chop eba ?

[Daniel ( -🇵🇹 ) @General_D__]

E fit recognize you, make e no get strength too

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

no single butterfly in my belly again
only rice

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

“can i call you and cry”

call na make we do competition

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

I finally realized why I like Twitter so much. It has NO SOUND. 🔇 No screaming TikTok audios, no random music, no sensory overload. Just text. My overstimulated ADHD brain can finally breathe here.

[Ugonna Okeke @Victorokeke_]

I bought these shares from Honeywell Flour Mills in 2006 when I left secondary school. I paid ₦50k for some thousand units through Bank PHB. It was their IPO.

I was investing in my future. I thought that when I entered university, I wouldn't have to ask my parents for money because of the dividends that were going to come. Do you know that those guys haven't paid me up to ₦5,000 since then?

I haven't heard from them in two years now. They last paid me ₦306.00 for the year 2024.

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

People who have access to you have no idea how unreachable you are to everyone else, until they become everyone else.

[Tommypops_💫 @Tommypopss]

This literally means she can’t be fired.

[watergun @tersseer]

all these mountains to climb will i everest?

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

I rebuke stagnation, I move forward.