BonoboTrader

Trading the Tasty Way. So easy a chimp can do it!

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@WhiteHouse Ummm, what about the record number of drilling permits you've handed out? 🤔

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@haleyjrichey Happy Holidays from your local PD. #BackTheBlue ? Oh please.

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@KayKilbride OMG. Why am I following you? 1.) Stop reducing the poor and telling them they should do. 2.) Air changes per hour in a parked car are near zero. 3.) What if I don't own a car?

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Ooops I shorted $NIO. Thanks for the #Tendies

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Oh, yeah, remember to check the action pre-market on early AM nature trip. Close your /SFX shorts for some quick #tendies. Love the @small_exchange just wish there was more action in there.

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$PLUG earnings play didn't go well but with enough rolls, patience and finger crossing we closed for a profit.

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$PLUG earnings strangle. It's not easy finding affordable strangles with a chimp's account.

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@Tony_BATtista is right! If your goal is to get the youth involved in money management and trading you gotta refer to the /S420 as The Chronic. Just have @Tomunderwater ask the Two Yutes, they'll agree.

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$CAT ran up this AM so we're gonna go short again. It's been selling off the last couple weeks and the IV is high. Gonna keep following it down as long it keeps paying.

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Burned another day trade. $WOOF payed again this week. When did dog food become become the target of speculation? Meh, who cares, love the IV rank and the #tendies.

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OMG my $SPY short call spreads are buying the #tendies tonight! Thank you Jerome Powell! You mad fiat money printing machine of a man!

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@jschultzf3 @tastytrade There's a short selling joke here someplace

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Thank you Tim Knight @slopeofhope for your short ideas. I enjoy Trading the Close (https://t.co/8YgpBzJ4dh) on @tastytrade.

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30% in one day on a MEME Stonk! Thank you for the delicious #tendies $WOOF.

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@robinhoodkid 🤣

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@aaronjmate Watching the @AnaKasparian @cenkuygur TYT dumpster fire has been so much fun. Wonder how @AnaKasparian explains the use F-Bombs to her "Journalism" students?

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Today's #ShortTheSPY $SPY day trade. Sold the $424/$427 for $1.11.
Sold 1 SPY 06/16/21 Call 424.00 @ 1.54
Bought 1 SPY 06/16/21 Call 427.00 @ 0.43

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@TraderKatie I like this trade and it fits my chimp sized account. I'm going to join you for my first soy beans trade.

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@jschultzf3 I'm no gambler either but if I'm in a casino I think the craps table has the best entertainment value. Bet the line, max the odds bet, overtip the dealers/waitstaff and watch all the crazy action.