Stephen Elliott

If you are the smartest in the room, you’re not in the right room

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@WydRomanX Barcode

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@nervemed Get your iPhone and film it, clearly

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@SqSehrish Mr Named

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@ColeFusionHQ There was once a bald bloke at work called Gary. We called him Biscuit

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@ArtyBagger @theiaincameron Indeed. Didn’t the Eagles remind us ‘Call some place paradise, kiss it goodbye’.

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@Ross_in_Orkney @thetimes The Eagles were spot on. Call some place paradise, kiss it goodbye

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@BarryL_Insights I’m sure she will do well, Barry

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@MD_ata21 @fasc1nate 👏

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@CJB_1958 @Super70sSports Look up Temporary Secretary. It’s dire.

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@Ross_in_Orkney The mighty Liathach

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@bo66ie29 Allegro with groundbreaking Quartic steering wheel

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@MrSteveyJames @Derbyshirebirds @DerbysWildlife @Natures_Voice @BirdGuides @wildlife_uk @shefbirdstudy I’ve noticed how few berries are on the hawthorns this year in my neck of the woods? Is this the same elsewhere?

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@acraigmiles @bo66ie29 Low light needing a slow exposure time. Any movement blurs the image, I guess

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@iandaisley @PDArtisans That’s a great picture

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@eugeneh84 👏👏

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@ArtyBagger Filmed in our village. Still get fans asking where the disused barn is

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@PMGilmartin @FarrowandBall Don’t judge it after one coat. Always needs two coats

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@OnthisdayRN Good teeth for the 1940s

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@LeilaniDowding Try again on a wet Tuesday in November and you might have the Stones to yourself!

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@davidfirn I get this response often. Some even give me a double because a single ‘doesn’t seem enough’