rosie 🦩

Livin’ la mala vida 🌵🌸 Fur Mama 🐾 #mxpx #BMS the road goes on forever and the party never ends

[rosie 🦩 @BooBooKittys]

I’m not America’s sweetheart 💞

[Nate Ryan @nateryansports]

Malaki Branham played high school basketball at St. Vincent-St. Mary in Akron, OH.

He just dunked on a fellow alum in the NBA….LeBron James.

This has to be a dream come true for the 20-year-old. One for the grandkids.

[rosie 🦩 @BooBooKittys]

@mikeherreraTD No worries! Just out of curiosity! Tis the season! 🎄

Have a great thanksgiving!

[rosie 🦩 @BooBooKittys]

@mikeherreraTD any idea when there may be a restock on this lovely gem

[Barstool Texas State @BarstoolTXST]

TXST Football x Square collab is everything you could’ve imagined 🔥�

[rosie 🦩 @BooBooKittys]

If you fuck up a girl’s lashes- just know you took her night from a 10 to a 5.

I’m gonna try to fix it.
It’s gonna fuck up my eyesight.
I don’t feel as cute as I did.

[drain831 @drain831]

cocaine

[rosie 🦩 @BooBooKittys]

The only thing my man lets me drink 🤷🏽‍♀️

[rosie 🦩 @BooBooKittys]

These girls are missing out on major DILF energy @BMS_Billy @BMS_Derek @BMS_VoiceGuy

[rosie 🦩 @BooBooKittys]

I got really sick the night before my moms funeral. I ended up staying at my boyfriends house because ours was so packed. Woke up to puke and ended up shitting my pants too. I had to walk into his room to tell him I needed shorts… @BMS_Billy @BMS_Derek

[rosie 🦩 @BooBooKittys]

Listening to the BMS always makes me question if I’m a shitty feminist @BMS_Derek @BMS_Billy

[rosie 🦩 @BooBooKittys]

*starts a load of laundry

Absolutely No One:

Me: I should open a bottle of wine

[Micah Parsons @MicahhParsons11]

Putting your dog down is truly one of the hardest things to do ever!

[Jared @OnAirWithJD]

“I didn’t expect that from you” - @BMS_Derek

“It’s Friday everybody’s weird on Friday’s” - @BMS_Billy

[rosie 🦩 @BooBooKittys]

Forever now referring to larger guys as “a plus size prince” @BMS_Billy

[rosie 🦩 @BooBooKittys]

I almost dislocated my shoulder rummaging through clothes in the dryer…

[MxPx @mxpx]

Welcome to the MxPx Vinyl Shop! We have these in hand and ready to ship!

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

Baby elephants typically don't learn to control their trunks until they're about a year old, which may result in behavior like this.

[devon sawa @DevonESawa]

Dear Mr I’m too good to call or write my fans: This will be the last Halloween I ever dodge your ass…

[rosie 🦩 @BooBooKittys]

@TheAztecTheatre Selling 1 GA ticket $35

[rosie 🦩 @BooBooKittys]

Selling 1 GA #thefrontbottoms tonight at #aztectheatre $35