BooRalis

[BooRalis @BooRalisMKII]

@realMaalouf Im sure it'll be 'ol whiteys fault somehow

[BooRalis @BooRalisMKII]

@IANdrewDiceClay That wasnt acting 😱

[BooRalis @BooRalisMKII]

@RedStephen76 Cant stand the cunt

[Imtiaz Mahmood @ImtiazMadmood]

Zarah Sultana’s emergency bid to halt the NCA probe into her explosive wealth surge was brutally DENIED by a High Court judge — no hearing, no mercy, doors sealed shut in seconds — as the hard-left MP faces an imminent subpoena storm, while Rupert Lowe fires off: “This isn’t justice delayed — this is corruption EXPOSED, her £40M+ mystery fortune is about to unravel the whole progressive facade”, millions shocked as hidden financial trails linked to overseas accounts surface, plus the judge’s chilling final remark leaked: “No more games”, and Lowe’s vow to keep ambushing, digging deeper and pushing the full story viral until every pound is accounted for and Westminster faces total accountability chaos!

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Where there’s money thers a fiddle.

[Jett 🜲 @iky_fwjett]

Back in college I was talking to this girl I had the biggest crush on.

The conversation was going surprisingly well until we ran out of things to say.

I panicked.

For reasons I still don’t understand, I told her I had a goldfish pond in my backyard.

I didn’t.

She looked genuinely excited.

“No way. Can I come see it sometime?”

We exchanged numbers, and the second I got home I realized I’d completely trapped myself.

So I grabbed a shovel.

Over the next few days I dug an actual pond in my backyard, filled it with water, bought a filter, plants, and a handful of goldfish.

By the time I was done, it looked amazing.

I texted her.

Called her.

Nothing.

She never replied.

That was three years ago.

I still take care of the pond.

There are fourteen goldfish living in it now.

One has had babies.

Two more are pregnant.

The goldfish are having more sex than me.

[BooRalis @BooRalisMKII]

@BasilTheGreat Is africa in the middle of an ice age?
Missed that one on MSM 🤷

[Dan Bardell @danbardell]

@DougieCritchley Nice that a side that finished 17th x2 is allowed to spend freely, whilst the team that finished 4th and won a trophy and got into the Champions League are forced to sell to buy.

Nothing to do with ambition, to do with rigged rules.

[BooRalis @BooRalisMKII]

@bwfc277 Ugly fuckin wankstain.
Cant stand him or his dad.
Reckon his dad would be the fuckin know it all down the local

[BooRalis @BooRalisMKII]

@J_Tanswell @TheAthleticFC This is getting boring now 😡
We're definately the fly in the ointment

[BooRalis @BooRalisMKII]

@KimJohnsonMP Gimp

[Gerald Posner @geraldposner]

CORRECTION, Daily Mail:
There is NO such thing as a "pregnant man."

This is a woman who took testosterone (grew facial hair, deepened voice), kept her uterus & full female reproductive biology, paused the hormones, restarted estrogen, and got pregnant.

Permanent side effects like the beard & voice don't magically revert. Biology doesn't care about your pronouns or clicks.

This is why kids get confused and think men can "give birth" or that sex is changeable. Stop the sensationalism. Report the facts.

#BiologyIsReal #DailyMail

[BooRalis @BooRalisMKII]

@bobdur67 Daughter?

[James May @MrJamesMay]

Dear Prof. Cox,
If I have drunk, on average, 12 pints of bitter per week since 1980, what percentage of the observable universe’s total mass has passed through my penis?

[BooRalis @BooRalisMKII]

@NotFarLeftAtAll Between them, how many of their spare rooms are they offering?

[BooRalis @BooRalisMKII]

@Eye5Wide0pen @xKnowledgeBANK Is that thought based on any research from your end or have you just chosen to ignore fact?

[BooRalis @BooRalisMKII]

@HeidiBachram Im sick of him.
Used to be fan.
Celebrities selling their soul to stay relevent. Sad old fuck

[BooRalis @BooRalisMKII]

@TRobinsonNewEra Gullivers will save money on toilet paper

[BooRalis @BooRalisMKII]

@UTDCJ_ Well spotted earlier.
Total dick 🤣

[BooRalis @BooRalisMKII]

@Eye5Wide0pen @xKnowledgeBANK Supposed?
You know it was Jews as well as the other groups you just listed surely?
Jews making up the largest percentage