Boob Job Probs

Keeping it sassy, classy, and a little bit trashy. [email protected]

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Can't lay on my stomach. #boobjobproblems

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I don't want to get out of bed.

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I basically live to make people feel awkward. It's like a hobby

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Believe in the power of prayer, y'all.

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I don't think I've ever prayed for someone as much as I've prayed for you. And I'm still as serious about it as the first time.

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I'm still drunk

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My morning breath tastes like beer and bad decisions

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Cute boy wants to know what I'm doing and why I'm not out. Here's hoping for an invite

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I am seriously in love with Starbucks.

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It's awkward being in this car because I know you hate me. Good thing I love awkward situations

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Unfortunately this is the story of my life:

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@TotesawkRooms haha still pretty!

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Kinda in love with Jude Law.

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@TotesawkRooms I want your hair color!

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@TotesawkRooms so smart. I need to come up with an excuse like that

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@TotesawkRooms there's one down the street from my apt too I'm just too lazy to go hahaha I want it sooo bad though

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@TotesawkRooms it's literally like the best thing everrrrr

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I want some froyo. Or a snow cone. #dietprobz

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I trash talk people with my mom on a daily basis. She's my best friend.