Booby Witt Jr (👑 32-45)

93 ‘Til infinity

[Booby Witt Jr (👑 32-45) @BoobyWittJr]

Houston just shook from that SIUUUU

[Chivo Infante @chivoinmortal]

Maradona si hubieran existido las pausas de hidratación en México 86.

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

Stateside, a gas station. I drank a frozen blue beverage too quickly, and was struck down by a punishment this entire nation knows, and accepts, and has named.

The drink is called a slush. Ice, sweetness, and a blue that does not occur in nature. The day was hot. I was thirsty. I drank like a soldier at a river.

The pain arrived in my skull like a war horn.

Behind the eyes. Above everything. Total. I gripped the roof of my car. I may have made a sound.

"Brain freeze," said the cashier through the door, with no urgency whatsoever.

It has a NAME. The affliction is so common it has a household name, like a cousin.

"Tongue on the roof of your mouth," called a man at the pumps. He did not look over. He prescribed the remedy mid-pump, casually, the way one mentions weather.

I pressed my tongue to the roof of my mouth. The war horn faded. The healer nodded at his pump, finished, and was gone in a Chevrolet.

In my land, punishment follows crime by way of courts and seasons. Here, the sentence is instant. Drink with greed, and the ice strikes the mind directly. No trial. No appeal. Perfectly fair.

And here is what moves me. EVERYONE has felt it. The cashier. The healer. Children. Elders. An entire nation united by the same small lightning, all taught the same cure, all passing it on to strangers at gas stations, free of charge.

You cannot fully distrust a country once you know it shares one pain.

The freeze does not punish thirst. It punishes haste.

I finished the slush slowly, like a scholar. Blue tongue. Clear mind.

Then at the door I forgot everything, drank deeply, and was struck down again.

"Tongue, hon," said the cashier, without looking up.

Discipline is a journey.

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

The 11 Future albums that went Number 1 on the Billboard 200:

⬜ DS2
⬜ WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE
⬜ EVOL
⬜ FUTURE
⬜ HNDRXX
⬜ FUTURE HNDRXX PRESENTS: THE WIZRD
⬜ HIGH OFF LIFE
⬜ I NEVER LIKED YOU
⬜ WE DON’T TRUST YOU
⬜ WE STILL DON’T TRUST YOU
⬜ MIXTAPE PLUTO

[JD Flynn @jdflynn]

buddy, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

[Zack Cozart @zack_cozart]

Webgems

[Booby Witt Jr (👑 32-45) @BoobyWittJr]

Not the first time a Frenchmen was bailed out by a Castle

[Rany Jazayerli @jazayerli]

The Royals tonight were the first team in major league history to:

1) walk zero times
2) strike out 17+ times
3) hit zero home runs
4) win

[MLB @MLB]

With the @Royals down to their last out, Jac Caglianone absolutely CRUSHES a homer to tie the game 😱

[Booby Witt Jr (👑 32-45) @BoobyWittJr]

@CobraDoug84

[Booby Witt Jr (👑 32-45) @BoobyWittJr]

Lakers losing with Durant out is inexcusable

[Booby Witt Jr (👑 32-45) @BoobyWittJr]

LeNeverADoubt

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

41 YEAR OLD LEBRON JAMES IS STILL DOING IT

TIE BALLGAME IN HOUSTON

[Booby Witt Jr (👑 32-45) @BoobyWittJr]

LeTurnover

[Booby Witt Jr (👑 32-45) @BoobyWittJr]

It’s always darkest before dawn

[Kansas City Royals @Royals]

Fresh series on the way.

[Booby Witt Jr (👑 32-45) @BoobyWittJr]

You’re telling me a member of the Chiefs coaching staff got arrested on or before a big day? Shocking

[MLB @MLB]

Bobby Witt Jr. delivers a perfect relay to nab the runner at home 🎯