real friendship is when you could ask them a question that would normally get you cancelled on twitter and they respond to you with their genuine thoughts on the subject instead of immediately assuming that you're a horrible person
@lastangelalive_ noobs go against the current and complain it stings afterwards, either go with the flow for safety or sideways for a cleaner shave, this is just my general rule for shaving.
Uma musume promotions are like We gonna have two of the flattest girls in the series wear their school swimsuits and dance pathetically around you while showing off their sweaty armpits while they are blushing and huffing and puffing. Unaware how defenseless their armpits are
I need a girl to mold a meek guy like me into a red-flag boyfriend, so I can act like a red-flag assertive guy that hits all her right spots without cheating on her, I'll make her worry but then go back to using her like she's the only girl in the world I can be satisfied with.
@hopeless_vt@MthFigures Sad that now that I know how to talk to people normally, I unknowingly drive girls away for always having my homeboys around me ๐ญ
I really am the enemy of women, I can't approach a random female and have a positive interaction, except for that nice and beautiful convenience store cashier lady who smiled at me saved me money because they didn't want to void my transaction lol.