Sir Rattleballs

full time leader of the KGB
part time real estate agent for all your cave and bog needs. forklift proficient.

[Sir Rattleballs @Boofsome]

Do not implicate me I do not exist

[avery 🗡️ ieroween @gorebugs]

when you cool with everybody

[adam 🧃🐛 @atombroccoli]

how it feels to be a lover during the nonchalant epidemic

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

I love a woman with a loud ass laugh. I love a cackle. I love a guffaw. Love when a girl laughs so hard it scares the dog. Be unapologetic in your joy

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Listening to that beep boop beep music

[ubaru @ubaruu]

taking 40mg of adderall to turn on my PC and play Runescape

[violet 🧠🐀 @daintysloth]

the male urge to put his face in any bodily crack available

[David Lynch @DAVID_LYNCH]

I made friends with another bird, which I don't know the name of. But one who likes to hop & fly into the air and catch flying bugs.

[KAELIN ELLIS. @kaelinellis]

When you gotta pivot you pivot

[David Lynch @DAVID_LYNCH]

Dear Twitter Friends, the happy squirrels are running fast and free.

[cherry ☆ @lullabylarva]

i don't freak unless froken to

[tqsura @tqsura]

All quiet on the frontal lobe