Booger Ridge CC

Just a debt-riddled small town golf and country club that may or may not exist. Profits over people.

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@MidwestGolfJake Find you a golfing mistress. We have several divorced female member golfers (still on their ex-husbands’ membership) that would be interested.

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@DonnyRoss1872 We scalp out 50 yards around our greens to allow golfers to putt from anywhere close. This eliminates the need to chip.

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@Covers Waiting for him to flop into the bunker

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@JohnMorton215 Sounds like you got into Tiger’s stash…

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@MidwestGolfJake @Swingtheclubken We said the same thing in the clubhouse. We almost door dashed him some Arby’s.

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@GolfDigest You have her @? We are looking for a new bev cart girl after we had to fire the last one for claiming she was harassed! I simply told her how good she’d look in a bikini at the pool of my time share!

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@Mericamemed Sir this is our cart path on hole 8, and those are the Mexican day laborers we smuggled in to cut grass

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@BowTied_Golfer I got caught helping our bev cart girl hip stretch behind the cart shed

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Been a busy few months. We sold off our range and a chunk of holes 4,5, and 9 to a data center. As a result, we haven’t had any water for the fairways or greens, and deal with rolling blackouts in the pro shop. We also can’t charge our electric carts. Still got $20k though!

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@PGATUOR We don’t even close for Christmas

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@shellshockkk Looks about right

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@yourgolftravel We have a wide collection of knock-off Master’s merch for sale in our pro shop, so gonna have to go ahead and say it’s ok!

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@PhilMickelson @flushingitgolf @TheMasters That’s not what my 3rd wife said

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@alphafox Typical Tuesday night couples league here

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@MyGolfSpy Davis Love I

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@Mericamemed What idiots! They left the serial number on it!

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@BeaverBasher67 Too small for most of our members

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@rossmacleodputt We are sleeves optional. Collars are for rich people

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We are hosting a Masters watch party this weekend in the clubhouse! Heading to Wal Mart tomorrow morning to pick up a new 43” Element Roku tv that’s on sale for $99. Our old TV (pictured) finally died.

Also running an $8 domestic can special.

See you soon!

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@DougWahl1 He is welcome at our exclusive semi-private club anytime.