BoogerTheCat

I will follow you if your butt smells good.

[BoogerTheCat @BoogerTheCat]

I'd like to register a formal complaint about the state of my cat box. This is completely unacceptable.

[BoogerTheCat @BoogerTheCat]

I caught a moth. A really big one. Sure it was dead when I caught it, but it looks lively if I bat it around enough.

[BoogerTheCat @BoogerTheCat]

Kaleesi is chasing squirrels, I'm chasing Kaleesi! One of us has our priorities straight. ;)

[BoogerTheCat @BoogerTheCat]

This might be Booger proof, but I'd have to test it first. http://t.co/ZeFBl84

[BoogerTheCat @BoogerTheCat]

@EmmytheCat Nice job with the water! That's how I got the remotes and cell phone. Laptops are usually harder to destroy.

[BoogerTheCat @BoogerTheCat]

@EmmytheCat Emmy dear, there is no such thing as "Booger proof". I am proof enough of that. :)

[BoogerTheCat @BoogerTheCat]

Running tally of Booger distruction: 2 laptops, 2 remote controls, 1 cell phone, ENDLESS blankets and carpets. I'm just that good.

[BoogerTheCat @BoogerTheCat]

Score! A Two-fer! I pushed a sculpture off a shelf right onto mom's MacBookPro. Broke em both!! Ignore me now, human.

[BoogerTheCat @BoogerTheCat]

I'd break myself on this for sure. http://t.co/kLGXPRh

[BoogerTheCat @BoogerTheCat]

@TheCatsDiary Bird or mouse sauce? Is that like butt sauce? I have that. You mean red sauce that comes out of birds? I left it on the step.

[Mennonite Tabby @MennoniteTabby]

@BoogerTheCat You have the same number of tweets as you have people you're following!

[BoogerTheCat @BoogerTheCat]

@TheCatsDiary @Mr_Pie Are you offering to lick my butt? Because that job is done for the day.

[BoogerTheCat @BoogerTheCat]

@TheCatsDiary Kaleesi threw it to me of course. I like to think I can catch one that isn't thrown, but birds are fast.

[BoogerTheCat @BoogerTheCat]

Bird feathers are really kind of gross. I had to lick my own butt just to get the taste out of my mouth.

[BoogerTheCat @BoogerTheCat]

Mom? There is a present for you on the front step. Sorry I ate most of it. Love you. :)

[BoogerTheCat @BoogerTheCat]

What do I do with all these spare bird parts? Feet, feathers, beaks, blood. Ew. I think the front step seems like the appropriate place.

[BoogerTheCat @BoogerTheCat]

I caught a bird last night. :)
Well, Kaleesi caught it, but she shared it with me and that's practically the same thing.

[BoogerTheCat @BoogerTheCat]

@BuyBBQRubs Thanks for adding me to your things_i_won't_grill list. I feel much safer now. o_O

[BoogerTheCat @BoogerTheCat]

Me me me me. :) http://blogs.catster.com/the-cats-meow-a-cat-and-kitten-blog/7-reasons-why-everyone-should-have-a-cat/2011/05/25/

[BoogerTheCat @BoogerTheCat]

This just in: I've graduated from snoggedy boogle bugums to snoogy boo bear.