Bob’s Your Uncle

nothing matters

[Bob’s Your Uncle @BoogieRoc]

Dear @FedEx

SECOND late package this week! How is this acceptable?! Scheduled to arrive today but zero tracking updates for 2 days. I’m pretty within the next couple hours, I’ll get ANOTHER sorry we’re late update. This is exhausting.

[Bob’s Your Uncle @BoogieRoc]

@FedEx @FedExHelp And of course, a bunch of fake FedEx spam accounts follow me and try to scam my info. lolololol

[Bob’s Your Uncle @BoogieRoc]

@FedEx @FedExHelp You guys are bad for my health. Every single time delivery goes through FedEx, I can count on my blood pressure going through the roof and cortisol spikes throughout the entire shipment process. Why are you like this?

[Bob’s Your Uncle @BoogieRoc]

👀🦁😮

[Bob’s Your Uncle @BoogieRoc]

Chill out with these questions, Andrew

[Bob’s Your Uncle @BoogieRoc]

stg if the spurs lose the super bowl I’m throwing every stink bomb money can buy at the antifa headquarters

MARK MY WORDS

[Bob’s Your Uncle @BoogieRoc]

More like Stranger TROLLS bc wtf

[Bob’s Your Uncle @BoogieRoc]

I got my $5k DOGE check deposited into my checking account. I wired the whole lump sum to help fund research that was cut for making mice transgender.

Too bad I just found out that research was for making mice TRANSGENIC. What have I done???

[Bob’s Your Uncle @BoogieRoc]

Oh Drake about to sue the Grammy’s lolololol

[Bob’s Your Uncle @BoogieRoc]

Man, FUCK Nessarose at the Ozdust scene when Elphaba’s dancing!

[Bob’s Your Uncle @BoogieRoc]

AAAYYYYYY whenever TikTok gets banned, don’t y’all MFs dare send me no MF YouTube Shorts FFS!!

[Bob’s Your Uncle @BoogieRoc]

Butter goop of John Gotti and I’m gonna miss everybody

[Bob’s Your Uncle @BoogieRoc]

Eating right before watching the latest episode of The Boys was a bad decision.

[Bob’s Your Uncle @BoogieRoc]

What time we supposed to be watchin' these ramparts? #baldasseagle

[Bob’s Your Uncle @BoogieRoc]

Hi.

The "Y" in "wagyu" is pronounced. That is all.

Have a great day!

[Bob’s Your Uncle @BoogieRoc]

Fuckin' chicken bacon ranch!

[Bob’s Your Uncle @BoogieRoc]

@notcapnamerica Just… insufferable

[Bob’s Your Uncle @BoogieRoc]

@ThisIsKyleR You of to be kidding

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@CultureCrave @EW Jerry from Riverside 👍

[Bob’s Your Uncle @BoogieRoc]

@TWEETSPREET @clickthatfollow @MissGinaDarling @OvileeMay And SAVED!