Dear @FedEx
SECOND late package this week! How is this acceptable?! Scheduled to arrive today but zero tracking updates for 2 days. I’m pretty within the next couple hours, I’ll get ANOTHER sorry we’re late update. This is exhausting.
@FedEx@FedExHelp You guys are bad for my health. Every single time delivery goes through FedEx, I can count on my blood pressure going through the roof and cortisol spikes throughout the entire shipment process. Why are you like this?
I got my $5k DOGE check deposited into my checking account. I wired the whole lump sum to help fund research that was cut for making mice transgender.
Too bad I just found out that research was for making mice TRANSGENIC. What have I done???