StrangestThings

Daily quotes from the man himself, Todd Strange.

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For all my fans out there:

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“Hey, I’m going to cookout! You’re not invited, I’m just telling you.”

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Happy Father’s Day to all, including my worst and most vicious critics, of which there are fewer and fewer. This is a FANTASTIC time to be an American! KEEP AMERICA GREAT!

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“Hey, your AC smells nice.. so much better than mine!”

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“I found an awesome meme on reddit about Texas, here look”

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“What’s Chernobyl?”

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“Todd, you’re a capital murder”

“Yeah because I murder everyone with my swag”

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“If they were to make a movie about my life, he’s the only person I think who could accurately portray me.”

“Who?”

“Thor.”

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“I’m 0.1% Native American, and black.”

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“Always have to keep the gainz train going, it never stops”

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“But I promise I’m not OCD”

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“My problem is I get really fixated on certain topics for months and months... anyways I’m getting a diesel truck soon.”

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“Kyle, you want to see pictures of Kathryn when she got her wisdom teeth out?”

“No not really”

“Here, she looks like Bane from Batman.”

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“I’m going to have to check that book out. I haven’t read a book like.... ever.”

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“Dude, if the whole cop thing doesn’t work out I’m going to go overseas and work on an oil rig for a year.”

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“You guys want to buy this old barn on Craigslist, tear it down and sell the wood? We could make so much money”

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“It is a damn poor mind who can only think of one way of spelling a word”

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“Guys, I think I completely solved the abortion issue.”