I’m a mommy 🥰😇

[Kelly @broadwaybabyto]

If you’re grabbed by someone wearing “shock gloves”…your body may convulse involuntarily.

It could look like you’re resisting arrest when in reality, you’re in medical distress.

The appearance of resistance gives ICE grounds to use lethal force.

These gloves will kill people.

[Ik Nnadi 🇳🇬 @NnadiArts1]

I want my paintings to outlive my existence.

[melly @sooyaver]

women are so inspiring across every species

[lux @paperssil]

LMFAO

[🦢 @ZainabSana2622]

I love how they found a way to use a blood test for men’s prostate cancer, but I still have to get my titties slammed in a press and my cervix scraped with a brush...

[Solyricon @Solyricon]

I saw someone say, “I struggle with my mental health,” and someone replied, “You don’t look like it.” She said, “Yeah, I’m fucked in the head, not the face.” 😭😂 I’m sorry, but that comeback was PERFECT. 👏🏽👏🏽😂

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

“As a woman you should”
Me:

[🇵🇸 Lights OUT FN @_A1_saucey_]

Cannot wait for the steve maddens

[Thejenner @keurah_jenner]

Im officially the first female electrician in my family 🥂

[I’m a mommy 🥰😇 @BookietheBabe]

@smoke_nd_pearlz Oh she’s a dumb ass
Gtfoh

[💕 Doll Face✨ @smoke_nd_pearlz]

I would’ve told her to get the fuck off my porch.

[★ LAUREN B. BROWN ★ @RAGGEDYROYAL]

“I don’t know what Pitchfork is. All I know is the devil uses a pitchfork” is unfortunately hilarious

[TINA SNOW @theestallion]

🗝️🐺

[King Wow @KingWow]

Why the hell is the “O” not a donut???

[Drebae @Drebae_]

Is it just me, or are we all permanently tired in a way that sleep doesn’t fix anymore? Like not “I need a nap” tired, but “I need a vacation, 1M in cash, and a new nervous system” tired.

[lezzo ❤️‍🔥 @dykegrrl]

a random woman will exist in public and men act like they’re being offered sex with her. who gaf if you don’t like her body? she’s not going to sleep with you either way

[1eozim @1eozinho01]

Essa nova geração de pais é muito engraçada kkkkkk

[Dana Beers @danabeers]

All time horrible take

[Donovan Mitchell @spidadmitchell]

Aight we married now can I please get a follow back 😒😂

[εcнσ 🫶🏽 @echoarin]

Every….thing….doesn’t….need…a…fucking…SUBSCRIPTION!!!!!