Michelle

[B L A K E L E Y™℠©® LLC @_iamblakeley]

This is fucking insane and can’t stand.

[Michelle @BookishBlueLine]

@Brieyonce Why are they upset about her skin? They should be upset they robbed our girl of horns!!

[EDGE Central @NatSciChannel]

Fuck-You-Die admin passes 2467th Fuck-You-Die law. We all die.

[KJ 🐳 🏆 @forthecanes]

do this and i will make sharks twt post-eklund look tame

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

me in clinical psychology grad school: it would be unethical to give you advice, I’m here to help you discover your own insight

me at my actual job every day since grad school: dude for real, you’ve gotta stop buying meth from Skeeter behind the gas station

[Michelle @BookishBlueLine]

I’m relatively convinced that if Rod stops moving, he’d just drop dead on the spot. That man is a perpetual motion machine

[Ryan Henkel @RyanHenkel_]

Rod Brind'Amour speaks to his team and the fans

[Michelle @BookishBlueLine]

@jenniwa30 @Canes I wish I had bracelets to trade with you!! These are so cool!

[Michelle @BookishBlueLine]

@1followernodad As a person who only watches hockey when it comes to sports, I was deeply confused for a few seconds

[theleahfiles @leahfiles]

Remember a few months ago when we kidnapped the President of Venezuela and his wife and now we hear nothing about them…..

[Michelle @BookishBlueLine]

@Uggg_uggg My sister pointed out that baby Nikishin looks like Conrad from
Cat in the Hat and I can’t unsee it 😭💙

[lindz. @leholmes52]

2026: Too old to party with the canes

2006: Too young to drink with the Canes

[Sportsnet @Sportsnet]

ANDREI SVECHNIKOV YOU ARE UNREAL

[KJ 🐳 🏆 @forthecanes]

start signing.

[Teuvo’s Heavy Bronze Medal 🥉 (Michelle) @michmondo]

When the Sharks make the Stanley Cup Finals, and if their opponent is not the Canes, I will be sure to return the support back to our teal brothers and sisters 🤝

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Yup

[Michelle @BookishBlueLine]

So I just waited 34 minutes for Canes watch party tickets to be sold out?

[Jank'n Stank @CanesIncognito]

If I were in marketing for Vegas I’d probably want to avoid imagery implying the team does things to people against their will but that’s just me.

[rach ⁷¹₈₇⁶⁷ @killlllljoy]

hey remember when this guy lied under oath

[Michelle @BookishBlueLine]

@itsgivingno3294 They’re trying to shove h*wden and h*rt down our throats in attempt to “normalize” it in the league and mainstream

[Michelle @BookishBlueLine]

Is there a way to turn off broadcaster commentary? The Canes already raise my blood pressure enough. If you combine them and then hearing how the Canes haven’t faced “any adversity” the whole playoffs, I’m gonna have an aneurysm.