BAE Publishing

We believe in selling books which explain how to make bombs.

[BAE Publishing @Books4Bombs]

We are pleased to say, after consulting random students from Australia, we have decided to open a publishing house. #edCon18

[BAE Publishing @Books4Bombs]

To whom it may concern,

After discovering what our social media manager had been doing with this account, he has been let go.
Our company would like to apologise for the farce committed here.

Yours in bombs,
BAE Systems.
#edcon18

[BAE Publishing @Books4Bombs]

Wait, the revolution isn't coming soon? Shit, I had promised my boss we'd get all of SAlt's parent's money. #edcon18

[The NUS Observer @NUS_Observer]

PRIORITY MIX UP:

Despite being desperately underfunded, NUS queer officers state proudly that they will be focussing on "books not bombs" over directly on issues affecting queer students.
#edcon18

[BAE Publishing @Books4Bombs]

Fuck, not posters! Missiles are completely useless against posters! #edcon18

[BAE Publishing @Books4Bombs]

@HShittaker Fit IN your ginger dream team? Hope you've also contacted Durex about that one.

[BAE Publishing @Books4Bombs]

New or second-hand? I think I have one of Saddam's around here somewhere. #edcon18 https://t.co/qJoMm7eiHH

[Huey Shittaker @HShittaker]

@Books4Bombs can you guys hook me up with someone who can make me a nuclear powered weaponised train? #edcon18

[National Union Of Shitposting @NShitposting]

Here's the transcript of John Scuhuhmann's speech yesterday for those that missed it ❤❤❤

#edcon18

[BAE Publishing @Books4Bombs]

It is nice to see that SAlt has the same amount of respect as us, an arms manufacturer, when it comes to groups of people who don't serve our interests. #edcon18

[BAE Publishing @Books4Bombs]

Tax companies properly, then build more submarines with BAE. #edcon18

[BAE Publishing @Books4Bombs]

So... wait... "HECs is Not Best" and "HECs is Best" are back-to-back? I might stay away then; even I think that that is too volatile for profiteering. #edcon18

[BAE Publishing @Books4Bombs]

HAHAHAHAHA... no. #edcon18 https://t.co/nJOMkdDKS3

[Student Unity just Googled @SUjustgoogled]

Can I get a job at BAE if I don't have a degree?

#edcon18

[BAE Publishing @Books4Bombs]

I am hurt that those speakers thought that BAE doesn't support health jobs. I mean, who do you think is creating the demand for their services? #edcon18

[BAE Publishing @Books4Bombs]

Guys, I'm feeling neglected. This talk was meant to be about me, but we're spending a lot of time on unrelated issues. #edcon18

[BAE Publishing @Books4Bombs]

You know, we at BAE Publishing really like the brand of democracy that SAlt peddles. I wonder if our good friend Putin would be on board? #edcon18

[BAE Publishing @Books4Bombs]

If pens are the best weapons you have, contact us to get better ones. #edcon18

[BAE Publishing @Books4Bombs]

Don't tell anyone, but the share price of BAE is completely dependent on some unwashed students in Adelaide. I really hope they don't realise they are ABSOLUTELY relevant. #edcon18

[BAE Publishing @Books4Bombs]

If you want to organise against us, you might wanna grab the tools for that off us first. #edcon18

[BAE Publishing @Books4Bombs]

That's why I'm here, baby! #edcon18 https://t.co/D65uXP2CWG

[EdConfessions @EdConfessions1]

How will we execute the revolution with no weapons? #edcon18

[BAE Publishing @Books4Bombs]

We've worked hard to develop manifold connections with Australia's universities, and it is really nice to have that effort acknowledged. #edcon18

[BAE Publishing @Books4Bombs]

After everything we have done for NUS, why do you have to hurt us by going to the competition? #edcon18 https://t.co/Y5YLlDmKYM