Elon Musk Parody ("parody")

For $8 I will

[Elon Musk Parody ("parody") @BooksIncCastro]

@elonmusk Exbillionaires or you're not really trying

[Elon Musk Parody ("parody") @BooksIncCastro]

@KristiNoem History will catch you

[Elon Musk Parody ("parody") @BooksIncCastro]

@JudgeJeanine What, your subscription to the boxed wine of the month club expired?

[Elon Musk Parody ("parody") @BooksIncCastro]

Fire that incompetent doge moron @elonmusk

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

This is a good question. What would you do?

[Elon Musk Parody ("parody") @BooksIncCastro]

Biggus Dickus https://t.co/f8P4O3aQbl

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Cybertruck

[Elon Musk Parody ("parody") @BooksIncCastro]

Reminder: Twitter has lost 80% of its value in since Musk took over. Yes, minus 80%

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

It begins

[Elon Musk Parody ("parody") @BooksIncCastro]

https://t.co/iexFCwERsi

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

So … what would you say you do here? 😂

[Elon Musk Parody ("parody") @BooksIncCastro]

Tesla recall #6 for 2024 https://t.co/iexFCwERsi

[Elon Musk Parody ("parody") @BooksIncCastro]

https://t.co/WkDZY21CWu

[Elon Musk Parody ("parody") @BooksIncCastro]

@laughingplace What!? No Vicky Robinson? We'll burn this place down!

[Elon Musk Parody ("parody") @BooksIncCastro]

I like mine with not so much lard @realDonaldTrump @Trump @DonaldJTrumpJr @EricTrump

[Bad Hombre @Badhombre]

HAPPENING NOW: President Trump is killing it on his first day on the job at McDonalds. Perfectly salted hot crispy fries.

[Elon Musk Parody ("parody") @BooksIncCastro]

Aid and resources? More paper towels?

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 NOW: President Trump just arrived in hurricane-stricken Valdosta, Georgia to deliver aid and resources

WHERE’S KAMALA?

[Elon Musk Parody ("parody") @BooksIncCastro]

Couldn't track. Was counting the number of men your husband groped and ran out of room on my scorecard. @mercedesschlapp

[Mercedes Schlapp @mercedesschlapp]

BREAKING NEWS: Biden is speaking tonight at the DNC and then going on a family vacation.

Another family vacation. Is anyone keeping count?

[Elon Musk Parody ("parody") @BooksIncCastro]

Double DONg

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

What’s a good name for the ridiculous little dance that Trump does?

[Elon Musk Parody ("parody") @BooksIncCastro]

Nyet, comrade

[Elon Musk Parody ("parody") @BooksIncCastro]

@SomeBitchIIKnow Trying to imagine how ugly on the inside someone needs to be to actually post this.

[Elon Musk Parody ("parody") @BooksIncCastro]

If you were unfairly treated by your employer, Elon Musk, due to posting or liking something contrary to his liking on this platform, or criticizing His Worship in any fashion, he will fight your legal rights. No questions.

No self awareness @elonmusk @ginacarano

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

If you were unfairly treated by your employer due to posting or liking something on this platform, we will fund your legal bill.

No limit.

Please let us know.

[Elon Musk Parody ("parody") @BooksIncCastro]

I'm getting my Mom to tell everyone what a wonderful boy I am. Really, truly wonderful. And handsome. The best boy @elonmusk

[Not Elon Musk @ElonMuskAOC]

I’m sending rockets to Mars.

I’m building electric vehicles for earth.

I’m building chips for the human brain.

I’m bringing internet to every corner of the world.

I’m building underground tunnels to solve traffic.

Yet, the United States government continues to investigate me?

Everything I do is pro-humanity. Maybe they should look internally and see who the real crooks are?

[Elon Musk Parody ("parody") @BooksIncCastro]

Aw shucks, Ma. ps: check's in the mail. @elonmusk

[Maye Musk @mayemusk]

I am the mother of @elonmusk His goal is to make this world a better place. @POTUS wants to stop him. Have you any idea how furious I am? People in other countries are proud of Elon and do not understand the US President’s motive. Please tell me how I should answer them.

[Elon Musk Parody ("parody") @BooksIncCastro]

THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!! @elonmusk

[Christopher Moore @TheAuthorGuy]

Don't know who did this, but I never don't like a dead parrot joke.