Christie Wood

Oh hey.

[Luis Paez-Pumar @lppny]

Happy 9/11 to whoever made the bonkers creative decision to end REMEMBER ME (2010) this way:

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

this is the average senator

[Starfield @StarfieldGame]

You're a member of Constellation now - look the part with the #Starfield Frontier Flight Crew bomber jacket!

Follow and repost for a chance to win. We'll message a winner on Monday!

Rules: https://t.co/gafTJRoZ3z

[Christie Wood @BooksandBelle]

@JrMojoRisin 😂

[Investigation Discovery @DiscoveryID]

Facebook is still down: Keith Morrison Investigates

[Christie Wood @BooksandBelle]

@lawandordertv Zebras

[Best of Nextdoor 🏡 @bestofnextdoor]

Nextdoor is Twitter for old people. 🧐

[𝔉𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯⚰️ @50shadesofClay]

Ok ok this one actually made me laugh 😂

[Christie Wood @BooksandBelle]

Little slice of heaven on a Thursday afternoon #beach #vacation @ Land’s End https://t.co/AOGEGAIeVR

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

When creating a résumé, consider listing skills such as:

- verbal communication (giving soliloquies)
- problem solving (avenging your father's death)
- creating content for targeted audiences (staging a theatre performance to determine whether your uncle poisoned your father)

[Investigation Discovery @DiscoveryID]

Me: Locks car with remote three times
Also me: Did I lock my car?

[Icona @iconawrites]

You should only worry about a “beach body” if you are a Belgian detective with a fine moustache whose summer holiday in Devon has been interrupted by a grisly murder.

[Christie Wood @BooksandBelle]

@ElisaWooderr @MacKidsBooks @jimmyfallon Oh my goodness!!

[Christie Wood @BooksandBelle]

#thefriendshiponion Podcast with @BillyBoydActor and @DomsWildThings is such a delight and I want to be their friend! Everyone should listen to it! As if they weren’t already my favorite hobbits

[Christie Wood @BooksandBelle]

@BNBuzz Bookmark!

[Christie Wood @BooksandBelle]

@Influenster @TheYankeeCandle Clean cotton!!!!

[Christie Wood @BooksandBelle]

@mervatim @ElisaWooderr @joshdedynamite this will be Liam and new baby 😂

[Christie Wood @BooksandBelle]

@FoodNetwork Bread butt! and no 😂 it’s a cap to keep the rest of the bread fresh!

[katie @socomplikatied]

Phil Collins created that Tarzan soundtrack with the passion of someone whose parents were personally killed by a leopard