Today I walked clean out of Dollar General with a wooden spoon. I went back and paid for it. I was scared a piece of wood from the spoon would break off in my stolen dip and I choke 😂 ( see previous tweet)
Last night I was putting my groceries in the car and realized I had some dip I didn't ring up Iat self check out...welp. Got in the car and drove off. Now I'm scared to go back to Publix 😂