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[Boomer CPA @BoomerCpa]

mY 10 KEY AND RED ROPE FILES AREN’T DOWN LIKE ALL THESE NINCOMPOOPS AND THEIR COMPUTER PROGRAMS AND NFT DOCUMENTS OR WHATEVER. iVE BEEN TELLING THEM FOR YEARS

#AINTBROKEDONTFIX

[Boomer CPA @BoomerCpa]

hEY @grok BASED ON MY POSTS HOW CONSERVATIVE AM I WHERE 1 IS A RED AND 100 IS A NORMAL AMERICAN?

[Boomer CPA @BoomerCpa]

bETTE PLEASE LET OUR CLIENTS KNOW THAT WE ARE TRYING TO FIND A WORKAROUND TO MAKE CERTAIN WE CAN CONTINUE USING THE INTERNET

hOPEFULLY OUR EMAIL ADRESSES WILL NOT BE IMPACTED BY THIS INTERRUPTION IN SERVICE

[Adrian Dittmann @AdrianDittmann]

AOL will discontinue its Dial-up Internet service on September 30, 2025

After 34 years in operation, the famous Dial-up modem handshake sound burned into our memories, will now become a relic of the past.

[Boomer CPA @BoomerCpa]

iVE HEARD THAT MY COLLEAGUES ARE SELLING THEIR BUSINESSES PLEASE LET MS BETTY KNOW OF YOU WOULD LIKE TO BUY OUR TAX BUSINESS PLEASE

iF THERE ARE NO BUYERS HERE I WILL SELL TO PRIVATE EQUITY OR LET TAWNEY RUN THE BUSINESS

wE HAVE A VERY NICE OFFICE SPACE AND A lot OF COMPUTERS

[Boomer CPA @BoomerCpa]

wHAT IN THE SAM HELL IS A “TAX RETREAT”?

[Boomer CPA @BoomerCpa]

sEND mS. BETTY YOUR TIME SHEETS BEFORE YOU LEAVE TONIGHT OR YOU WILL NOT BE PAID

aLSO IF YOU ARE THE LAST TO LEAVE TONIGHT PLEASE CHANGE THE TONER CARTRIDGES

[Boomer CPA @BoomerCpa]

lOGAN LOOKS LIKE MY DIPSHIT GRANDSON TYLER AND YOUR NAME RHYMES WITH CAL MARX. wHAT DO YOU KNOW

[Greg Marx, CPA @CPAintheD]

@BoomerCpa Logan is just clickbate for Gen Z 1040 preparers

[Boomer CPA @BoomerCpa]

pLEASE CONGRATULATE ELSE ON HER 75th ANNIVERSARY WITH THE FIRM. SOME IF YOU IDIOT MILLENNIALS LIKE LOGAN WHATEVER COULD LEARN A THING OR TWO FROM HER!

[Jaimie @mountainwesttax]

@4130Energy This is incredible

[Boomer CPA @BoomerCpa]

bETTE CALL THAT NERD THAT DOES ALL THE FAKE MONEY CRAP TOKENS OR WHATEVER THEY ARE CALLED AND SEE IF WE CAN ISSUE A bOOMER cOIN OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT AND MAKE A QUICK BUCK LIKE THAT GUY ON TV DID

[Boomer CPA @BoomerCpa]

bETTE PLEASE SEND ONE OF THOSE GUYS I CAN’T REMEMBER THEIR NAMES TO GET 10 ROLLS OF FOREVER STAMPS AT THE POST OFFICE SO WE CAN MAIL OUT RETURNS THIS YEAR. IM NOT DOING THAT DIGITAL CRAP AGAIN

[Boomer CPA @BoomerCpa]

cLIENTS WE HAVE RAISED OUR FEES THIS SEASON BY ABOUT $15 EACH TO COVER RISING FAX & POSTAGE SERVICE COSTS

[Boomer CPA @BoomerCpa]

lOGAN PLEASE FEEL FREE TO PROVIDE MY CONTACT INFORMATION TO THIS BUSINESSMAN HE IS CORRECT ABOUT YOU AND A LOT OF YOUR GENERATION TOO CONSIDERED WITH COMPUTERS

[Logan Graf @LoganGrafTax]

Me: Sorry, I don't think we'll be a good fit if you cannot operate the software.

Potential Client:

[Boomer CPA @BoomerCpa]

gOOD MORNING MS. BETTY. pLEASE SIGN ME UP FOR THIS INFORMATIVE LOOKING CONFERENCE AND GO AHEAD AND BOOK MY FLIGHT PLEASE

[Boomer CPA @BoomerCpa]

jUSTIN PLEASE GIVE THIS YOUNG MAN MY "DEETS" AS MY GRANDCHILDREN SAY. i'M SO TIRED OF THESE MILLENIALS AND NOT WANTING TO WORK HARD.tHIS FELLA HAS THE RIZZ

[Justin Ryder @jt_ryder]

Have to admire the dedication of #cre brokers.

[Boomer CPA @BoomerCpa]

bETTE HOW DOES SHE GET MAIL ON A TELEPHONE. i DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THESE DAMN MILLENNIALS ARE TALKING ABOUT. aLL SEEMS FAKE

[Jaimie @mountainwesttax]

Do you have work email on your cell phone?

[Boomer CPA @BoomerCpa]

bETTY MAKE SURE THEY EXTEND MY RETURNS BUT I’M NOT POSTING ANYTHING IN

[Boomer CPA @BoomerCpa]

hERES A CLUE FOR YOU THEY ARE BASICALLY DIPSHITS WHO CAN’T EVEN HANDLE COLUMNAR PAPER. tHEY DON’T EVEN WANT WORK JUST COLLECT PARTICIPATION TROPHIES AND PAYCHECKS

[Michael Girdley @girdley]

Gen Z is now entering the workforce as adults.

Born between 1995-2010, they came of age in an odd time.

So Generation Z is… strange to us older people.

Here are 10 Do’s and Don’ts of working with Gen Z:

[Boomer CPA @BoomerCpa]

mARY USED TO WORK FOR US. sOMEWGERE ALONG THE WAY I FAILED HER AND I AM SORRY FOR THAT. sHE WENT WOKE. dONT EVER GO WOKE

[Mary @AccountingAsArt]

A tale of two firms - vacation stories...

1. My first accounting job, at a Big4, I took an APPROVED 5 day weekend at the beginning of August to spend with my husbands family. I spent the whole time, as discussed with HR, studying for the CPA exam. I got back on Monday and was called into HR and told my personnel file was impacted because, "[I] put undue stress on my team by being gone during a crucial time."
- IT WAS THE BEGINNING OF AUGUST
- IT HAD BEEN APPROVED BY HR BEFORE I LEFT
- I MISSED THREE DAYS OF WORK

2. My current firm. This month. I took 2 weeks of vacation. Went to Hawaii. Brought my computer so I could work that second week because I felt guilty. Logged on at 4 pm Hawaii time on Tuesday the 16th. Roughly 2 minutes after I log in, one of our senior accountants pings me on Teams - "Why are you available right now? You're on vacation. You have one job - be on vacation." When I tried to explain, he responded "We can take care of the clients and there are no accounting emergencies."
- I logged off (after deleting a bunch of emails.)
- I didn't log back in again
- Everyone in my office was happy to see me and not mad at all that I'd been gone (and that wasn't just because I brought Kona coffee back with me)

(Also - yes, that senior was working at 8 pm CST, but he doesn't usually start his days until 10 or 11 and when I pointed out he didn't need to be working he responded that he was just finishing up some payroll and then he was also going to be logging off.)

[Boomer CPA @BoomerCpa]

@CPAintheD @DailyTaxMemes yOU CAN’T LOOK A CLIENT THE EYES OR GIVE THEM A FIRM HANDSHAKE ON THE INTERNET AS BEST I CAN TELL

[Boomer CPA @BoomerCpa]

bETTY DID THE NEW STAFF CHICK COME IN TODAY? i NEED SOMEONE TO GET MY LUNCH