Gary & Linda

Just reminiscing about the good old days when handshakes meant something and youngsters weren't incessantly bitching 🇺🇸
Satire. Long Live The Facebook!

[Gary & Linda @BoomerUSofA]

We bought our first house in Santa Barbara for $85,000.
Didn’t feel “easy” at the time either.
You just made it work 👍 🇺🇸

[Gary & Linda @BoomerUSofA]

@skumWgmi Wrong. You didn’t buy a house because you ate too many avocado toasts 🥑🤌😎🤛👏🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Gary & Linda @BoomerUSofA]

@JesterJum Jester Cum - why is *literally* everything our fault? Boomers get blamed for everything when, in reality, we were just trying to leave the world (and flooring) better for the younger generations. 🥑😎🤡💪💪🇺🇸🚢⚓️

[Gary & Linda @BoomerUSofA]

Another boomer who failed to learn the ways. Doordash driver? Should be on her fifth cruise of the year by now. 😎🇺🇸💪🚢⚓️⚓️⚓️🇺🇸🇺🇸

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

DOORDASH HITS THE OVAL OFFICE. 🍟

$11,000 refund DELIVERED — all thanks to No Tax on Tips!

Millions of drivers across America are leveling up this tax season. 💸

[Gary & Linda @BoomerUSofA]

@RapidResponse47 Yes, yes! It is most definitely the boomers who need the most tax breaks! Can I write off our fourth summer home now??? 🇺🇸🥑🤑😎💪🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Gary & Linda @BoomerUSofA]

@UziCryptoo Uzi - did you also cancel your avocado toast? 🥑🤑🤑🤑😎💪

[Gary & Linda @BoomerUSofA]

Lower the listing price?!? But how will Linda and I afford our 6-month trip to Tuscany???? 🇮🇹🍕🍝🤌🤌🤌

[Just a Dude Who Invests @DudeWhoInvests]

Boomers then they realize the only solution to selling their ridiculously overpriced home is actually lowering the price…

[Gary & Linda @BoomerUSofA]

Failure to launch, Boomer. It really wasn't that hard. Work for a few years. Retire at 48. Sell a few homes for 75% profit - rinse, repeat. Go on cruises. 🚢🚢⚓️🤑🤑🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🤯

[MatrixMysteries @MatrixMysteries]

“I worked my WHOLE life. 36 YEARS. Paid taxes EVERY single year.”

Outside the Social Security office, she’s trying to understand why her check is only $876 a month.

“After a lifetime of work… this is all I get? Meanwhile, billions are sent to ILLEGALS who never paid a dime.”

[Gary & Linda @BoomerUSofA]

@MatrixMysteries Did you even Boomer, lady? It really wasn't that hard. Work for a few years. Retire at 48. Sell a few homes for 75% profit - rinse, repeat. Go on cruises. 🤑🤑🇺🇸🇺🇸🚢🚢🚢⚓️

[Gary & Linda @BoomerUSofA]

Don't let anyone tell you 1960 was butterflies and rainbows. My childhood home was only 5,800 sq ft and my parents paid a nickel and ten grapes for it. Trying times. 🍇🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸☠️😟

[Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav]

John Stossel proposes that we are all wrong. He says it wasn't all wonderful back in the 1950s and 60s.

“Once, families could own a home & send their kids to college on one income. But the homes were smaller."

Is the issue a lack of small and cheap houses? Has the average home become too luxurious? I see tons a lousy small older houses still around in Florida. They look horrible and still cost $300,000.

The cost of university is WAY more expensive. The inflation has gone up way faster than incomes.

[Gary & Linda @BoomerUSofA]

@WallStreetMav It WAS really terrible in 1960. My childhood home was only 5,800 sq ft and my parents paid a nickel and ten grapes for it. Trying times. 🍇🍇🇺🇸☠️😟

[Gary & Linda @BoomerUSofA]

@antibearthesis Actually, we sold ours for $5.2 million and it only cost $10 + 3 bananas. Try not to make wide-sweeping generalizations, son. 🤯🤑🤑🤑🥑🍌🇺🇸

[Gary & Linda @BoomerUSofA]

Actually, we sold ours for $5.2 million and it only cost $10 + 3 bananas, but I digress. 🤯🤑🤑🤑🥑🍌🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Noah @antibearthesis]

How boomers feel after they:

- Bought a house for $15k
- Sold it 30 years later for $2 million
- Got hired without having a college degree
- Retired right before AI takes everyone's job

[Gary & Linda @BoomerUSofA]

@Rothmus Why do you retards always forget the avocado toast??? 💪👏🥑🥑🥑🫠🤞🙏👍🇺🇸

[Gary & Linda @BoomerUSofA]

Also Boomers: Don’t 👏 Forget 👏 the 👏 Avocado 👏 Toast👏

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

Americans are finding its very hard to get a job in today’s job market

“I just got denied from Walmart as a cashier. I have a f*cking master's degree, bro. I went to school for 12 years”

He says he has applied for roughly 300 entry level positions with a masters degree

“I have applied to over 300 companies and I've gotten response back from 11 of them. Why the f*ck do you think I'm applying to Walmart to be a cashier? Because no one is hiring. Why do you even post a job offering? You're not gonna hire anyone or respond.”

Current job market data

- Roughly 42% of recent college graduates (ages 22–27, bachelor’s or higher) are underemployed
- This is also the case of advanced degrees
- Right now data says it is not uncommon for job seekers to put in as many as 250 applications before getting a call back

This is crazy

[Gary & Linda @BoomerUSofA]

@joedirt501 Joe Dirt - maybe you should get a better job instead of blaming boomers. Being a janitor can’t pay well. 👏😎💪🤞👏🙏🤣🥑🇺🇸👍

[Gary & Linda @BoomerUSofA]

But would you want a 6,500 sq ft boomer house, son? 🫨🤞👏👍🇺🇸🤛🙏🫶🙄🥑

[Jon Brooks @jonbrooks]

Nobody wants a 3,500 sq ft boomer house.

Gen Z doesn't want it.
Millennials can't afford it.
Foreign buyers are gone.

These homes are becoming stranded assets. And there are thousands of them sitting on the market right now.

[Gary & Linda @BoomerUSofA]

@CoreyB08 Actually we bought our first home in 1972 for $10 and 3 bananas. It's a beaut! 🍌

[Gary & Linda @BoomerUSofA]

@ArlingtonBatman @BitcoinSapiens Linda does like a good game of cribbage! How did you know, Batman?!