Boomer Zoomer

Youthfully Old Soul

[Boomer Zoomer @BoomerZoomerGuy]

Just paid $250 on my $125,000 student loan debt today

[Rebound @takerebound]

Just paid $500 on my $150,000 student loan debt today

[Horny Brock Purdy @HornyDrunkGuy]

Mexican high schoolers are gonna have roadster engines in 2012 Honda Civics

[Nosebleed Gambling @GamblingNBS]

After looking for all the parlays I made today

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

Life after getting road head in the Roadster

[Boomer Zoomer @BoomerZoomerGuy]

Just say you live in a rural small sized town brother. Here in NYC I am lucky if I don’t spend $250 a day

[𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧★ @olivvrszn]

Being an adult means that every few days, you have to spend at least $35. Even if you don’t think you need anything, the universe will manifest something for you to spend $35 on. All must pay.

[Boomer Zoomer @BoomerZoomerGuy]

Just called Claude it’s gonna be a late night

[Boomer Zoomer @BoomerZoomerGuy]

Girlfriend just told me she wants to have a kid before she turns 26. She just turned 28 last week

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

still cracked tho

[Chuck “The Ice Man” Liddell @i_love_tweas]

it was fun while it lasted

[audrey @phlegmme]

Lets see how my doctor likes it when I ask her if she’s sexually active

[xan @lilxan1k]

hang in there dawg it gets a lot worse

[Boomer Zoomer @BoomerZoomerGuy]

Attempting to explain Claude to my family members at Thanksgiving this year

[Summer's Eye @HellsBitchen_]

Blonde coworker with big tits - "I love how fast this company promotes people"

[trap dad @dude_gang]

a sperm bank called Crank of America

[Ryan "WANGHAF" Swope @4goneconclusjon]

I know this nigga cries during sex

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

Girls keep doing this at the gym today for some reason and I have no idea why

[Nosebleed Sports @NosebleedHQ]

okay it’s official ima transfer to nebraska

[Rebound @takerebound]

Girlfriend gave me $50 for lunch. I bet the Tampa Bay Rays while I ate whatever was in my work office fridge

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

Was this study conducted by one single red head college girl living in Ithaca, New York or the entire US?

[Sgt Blackout 🫡 @coldcallsniper]

If I had $27 million in my brokerage account, I would also lose it all trying to turn it into a billion.

“Real gamblers die by the same sword they went into battle with.” — Some drunk WWII soldier I met at a bar.