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[Luke Melby @BoomingPotatoes]

@SandyofCthulhu But I find myself wanting to make movies with darkness. And its not because I worship Satan, but I think its important to know evil exists. How else will we combat it? Having darkness in a game or movie doesn't make it evil, it's what you say about it that matters.

[Luke Melby @BoomingPotatoes]

@SandyofCthulhu I'm active LDS too and it's really nice reading your posts. I am looking to get into film and when I tell people at church this, they often say, "Thank goodness, maybe you can make a movie that isnt so evil like all of the movies coming out now." Which is a nice sentiment.

[Luke Melby @BoomingPotatoes]

Why do Facebook reels feel like Rick and morty interdimensional cable episodes?

[Luke Melby @BoomingPotatoes]

@ClaussenPickles Is there a way to order your pickles in bulk? Please. I have eaten 2 jars this week. I cant keep going to the store. Pickles are my lifeblood.

[Luke Melby @BoomingPotatoes]

Five guys has no safe words with my bank account.

[Luke Melby @BoomingPotatoes]

Great wisdom is found in this proverb: no matter how much spice tolerance you build up front, the back end will never follow.

[Luke Melby @BoomingPotatoes]

Nothing better than the feeling of switching out monthly contacts after wearing them for over 6 months 🤤🤤🤤

[Luke Melby @BoomingPotatoes]

I very rarely get embarrassed, but I frequently give myself secondhand embarrassment.

[Luke Melby @BoomingPotatoes]

@DisneyPlus What gives? In what world did you think it would be a good idea to not have a Starlord profile picture available? I may have to cancel my subscription because of this...

[Luke Melby @BoomingPotatoes]

Growing as a person is good. I can attest to this as a grower, myself.

[Luke Melby @BoomingPotatoes]

@corneliastlight It wasn't Darl, thank goodness.

[Luke Melby @BoomingPotatoes]

Professor didnt like my script but at least im eating a double quarter pounder with cheese.

[Luke Melby @BoomingPotatoes]

"Letterboxd user (derogatory)"

[Luke Melby @BoomingPotatoes]

May God bless the big bummed person that sat on the toilet seat before me. I was welcomed with a calming warm.

[Luke Melby @BoomingPotatoes]

Lowkey need a support group for the men traumatized by other men moaning while shitting a brick in the stall next to them.

[Luke Melby @BoomingPotatoes]

@portals2past @amyknowsball @dollarbillbluez Being cringe is not a sin.

[Luke Melby @BoomingPotatoes]

@dollarbillbluez These replies show such an embarrassing lack of knowledge on lds theology. Why dont you learn more about the religion you're attacking before calling it a cult?

[Luke Melby @BoomingPotatoes]

@portals2past @amyknowsball @dollarbillbluez That's not his wife lmao it's his girlfriend.

[Luke Melby @BoomingPotatoes]

I have been holding in a poop for the past 7 hours and now I'm stuck in terrible traffic.

Life is humanity's penance for daring to exist.