Boone Co. Problems

THIS IS A PARODY ACCOUNT. NOTHING ON THIS ACCOUNT IS MEANT TO CAUSE HARM TO ANYTHING OR ANYONE AFFILIATED WITH BOONE COUNTY.

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Madison: Our definition of city life. #BooneCountyProblems

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Hacienda: our definition of fine dining. #BooneCountyProblems

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"Shoot me a text." "I live in Boone County." #BooneCountyProblems

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Dying in Boone County #BooneCountyProblems

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Living in Boone County. #BooneCountyProblems

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Sober drivers swerve and the drunks drive straight. #Potholes #BooneCountyProblems

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"So, do they hate black people where you're from?" #BooneCountyProblems

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Telling people you're from "the Charleston area" so you can avoid #TheQuestion. #BooneCountyProblems

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"Do you know Jesco White?" #TheQuestion #BooneCountyProblems

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Heard there was a heavy thunderstorm coming. Better go stock up on everything while I can. #BooneCountyProblems

[Chelsea @chelseaxperdue]

#fivewordsihatetohear Oh, you're from THAT county. @BooneCoProblems

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RIP Shain Gandee.....Praying for his family

[Kris Halstead @sirhalstead]

@BooneCoProblems every single time I tell someone I'm from Boone County they ask me if I know the whites... and I say hell yeah!

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Somebody told me the other day that the only time that they had ever been to Boone County was to eat at Hacienda. #BooneCountyProblems

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All the college kids: "Nooooo, I've had enough snow, just let it be Spring already!"

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All the high school kids: "Yes, please let this snowstorm hit full force! I don't want school for the rest of the week!"

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Trying to figure out if it's better to be known for the Whites or for Buckwild.

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If there ever is a zombie apocalypse, Boone County will become one of the most populated places in the world. #GunsEverywhere

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Heard that Lance Armstrong feller got kicked out of bicycle racing. Wasn't he that guy that went to the moon that one time?