Wild Bill Jones

mental midget

[Wild Bill Jones @Boop_Jones]

Can’t believe I have to go to work to work at work

[Wild Bill Jones @Boop_Jones]

@CaudilloXIV I can still grow

[Wild Bill Jones @Boop_Jones]

@imdatlame0 My car can’t even support my fat ass

[Wild Bill Jones @Boop_Jones]

Got another raise

[Wild Bill Jones @Boop_Jones]

@M4990tz I’m gonna buy a girlfriend for exactly 1 hour.

[Wild Bill Jones @Boop_Jones]

This hotel air conditioning hitting like crack rn

[jelly @bruhjoint]

how i feel asking my non baseball friends if they wanna sit through 3 hours of guys standing and sometimes running with me

[Wild Bill Jones @Boop_Jones]

Hey magic 8 ball, will I ever find the one?

[Wild Bill Jones @Boop_Jones]

@JUSTcatmeme There ain’t no ring that can plug a hole

[Daniel but sports @throwing_daniel]

In restaurant situations the MLB app is like cocomelon for grown men with autism

[Wild Bill Jones @Boop_Jones]

Second floor of the motel pissing as hard as I can just to ruin everyone’s night below me

[Wild Bill Jones @Boop_Jones]

One less deer alive ✅

[Wild Bill Jones @Boop_Jones]

Deer fucking suck at staying alive

[Wild Bill Jones @Boop_Jones]

If I was Chinese my name would be Chinese man

[Wild Bill Jones @Boop_Jones]

Stupid fucking jerk at the bar makes more money than me

[Wild Bill Jones @Boop_Jones]

@GR1PRE4PER It’s about goddamn time

[Wild Bill Jones @Boop_Jones]

@lookits_dante Knock it off, king

[Wild Bill Jones @Boop_Jones]

I know I’m pushing 30 because I get a haircut and no one gives a fuck

[Wild Bill Jones @Boop_Jones]

Just might have to wack off in my hotel room tonight folks

[Wild Bill Jones @Boop_Jones]

@sortajusthere Zug Zug

[Wild Bill Jones @Boop_Jones]

My ex once said her dog told her I was lying to her and then she punched me in the face as hard as she could