Morgan Lawson

[Morgan Lawson @Booshuari]

The phrase "don't take this the wrong way" has a 0% success rate

[Morgan Lawson @Booshuari]

That blast of air you often feel when walking into a store is to prevent insects from flying in

[Morgan Lawson @Booshuari]

When dealing with mean and overly critical people, no reaction is the best reaction as it makes them look like a fool

[Morgan Lawson @Booshuari]

Sleeping for more than 9 hours at a time can actually damage your immune system.

[Morgan Lawson @Booshuari]

When your kids are born, reserve them a good e-mail address. Send them pictures, notes, etc. Give to them when 18.

[Morgan Lawson @Booshuari]

Hand sanitizer has more than one use. Try using it to remove ink stains from fabric.

[Morgan Lawson @Booshuari]

When a bag of chips is stuck in a vending machine, don't buy the same bag again to unjam it, buy something above it.

[Morgan Lawson @Booshuari]

Studies show that, if consumed in MODERATION, drinking tequila can actually significantly lower your risk for dementia.

[Morgan Lawson @Booshuari]

If someone gives you advice, respond with "you're right". It sounds more diplomatic than "I know."

[Morgan Lawson @Booshuari]

A female orgasm is a powerfull painkiller (because of the release of endorfines), so headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex.

[Morgan Lawson @Booshuari]

You can predict your future adult height with almost 100% accuracy by doubling your height at age two.

[Morgan Lawson @Booshuari]

Touching someone's shoulder or arm while asking them out increases their chances of saying "yes"

[Morgan Lawson @Booshuari]

Don't know whether to write "affect" or "effect"? Use "impact" instead.

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Olive oil and grapeseed oil have antioxidants that will help remove lotion. It will also help prevent breakouts.

[Morgan Lawson @Booshuari]

Rudeness is a weak person's imitation of strength

[Morgan Lawson @Booshuari]

Keep tall boots upright with Pool Noodles!

[Morgan Lawson @Booshuari]

Mix ¼ cup of vinegar, honey and take 1 tablespoon 6 times a day to kill all the bacteria in your sore throat.

[Morgan Lawson @Booshuari]

Squeeze juice on tough food stains from a plastic or light-colored wood cutting board. Rub and let sit.

[Morgan Lawson @Booshuari]

Get a gift card for the holidays? Fold your receipt around the it so you'll always know your balance.

[Morgan Lawson @Booshuari]

In disagreements with loved ones, deal with the current situation. Don't bring up the past as that will only cause unnecessary resentment