.

You’re always one decision away from a totally different life.

[Jacory “Billy Goat” Croskey-Merritt @wardamnbilly]

“Yeah let’s just get the most retarded looking people we can find and plaster them all over the walls”

[Mr. Sausage @MrSausageGet]

Just cut the fucking cord with Israel.

This is what the vast majority of the American people want.

ENOUGH

[_s.a.m.e.m.e.m.e_ @st_louis_stan]

Zoomer men be like "Hm, which of these young ladies would be most suitable as the mother of my children: The one with the demon goat skull tattoo between her tits, or the one with the hissing snake tattooed between her tits?"

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

His 3 day weekend is over. Stop the rain and make it sunny for the work week

[TJ Moltisanti @xiiiordnas]

Would girls go to Pilates if there was no Instagram

[nkeki @0_nkeki]

ion fumble shit I let a hoe be a hoe

[John @xjohnclyde]

Throwing away an entire relationship with someone who genuinely loved and accepted every part of you just to chase empty lustful connections on hookup apps is crazy

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

You wanna know a big reason why people don’t dance at parties anymore? Bc y’all record everything 😂

[Why women get Ls @ywomendeservles]

Why is every woman's default setting to become a slut after every breakup?

[John (Anarcho Cat) @anarcho_cat]

Operation Epstein Fury sucks

[matrixbot @thematrixb0t]

Just remember it took Congress 5 months to agree to $600 stimulus checks for Americans, and 8 hours to send $13.6 billion to another country and give themselves a 21% pay raise.

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

that girl with a tattoo between her tits would make a great mother for my kids

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

Fuck I thought us texting everyday meant u were interested, my fault.

[Sports Season @SportsSeason_]

They wasn’t there

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

The profiles that Instagram suggested for you are not random. I repeat, not random.

[𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝘀. @im_all_id]

Just think in 100 years family heirlooms will be garbage from amazon with brand names like TFANYKO

[Skely @123skely]

Instagram hit women like crack cocaine hit the black community.

[‏ً @ChadxJordan]

Idk how y’all niggas be having rosters, these bitches annoying.

[Tony @0xRacist]

I always have my vpn set to israel when I book flights and hotels

Lufthansa just gave me a free business class upgrade because they're sorry about the holocaust

[quvria @quvria]

*Turns on Xbox*

*Stares at phone for 3 hours*

*Turns off Xbox*