Caligula

It's your boi Caligula "Little Boot", your all-time favorite mentally insane Emperor!!! 😋😇😉

[Caligula @BootCaligula]

January 24... Been attacked by my own guardsmen... Stabbed 30 times... 😱 #someonehelp #bleedingtodeath #imNotMentallyInsaneISwear

[Caligula @BootCaligula]

Recently I have been tortured by headaches... Someone pls help 😥😥😥😰😰😰 also I feel like crossdressing so I will #relatable

[Caligula @BootCaligula]

I've recovered but I just don't feel the same... BTW I'm a living god so I need a bridge built from my palace to the temple... #praiseme

[Caligula @BootCaligula]

Only six months into my rule and I've already fallen ill. 😥 #prayforme

[Caligula @BootCaligula]

I am now Emperor! We'll have lavish events! I'll free those imprisoned by Tiberius and remove that one unpopular tax! #yourewelcome #MOANA

[Caligula @BootCaligula]

Recently (March of 37 A.D.) Tiberius has fallen ill and he is now dead. #iminnocent #theyrejustrumors #totallyhadnothingtodowithit

[Caligula @BootCaligula]

OMG I need to rant to you guys rn. Tiberius is such a butt and I hate him but I still gotta respect him. #thiswillmakemementallyinsane

[Caligula @BootCaligula]

Just a little update for you guys: I just got summoned by Tiberius and I am now his adopted son. #someonekillmenowpls

[Caligula @BootCaligula]

Ugh since I'm "young" I have to live with my GG-Ma #soannoying At least I can have some fun times with my sister. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) #ImACreepyPedo

[Caligula @BootCaligula]

Hey y'all August 31st is my BDAY so you better get me a present or I'll torture all of you. Love ya! #blessed #IlovemyRomanpeeps #lotsoflove