The Big Man™

You got a problem, the Big Man will sort it. Any bints want tae go oot wae the Big Man jist let the Big Man know.

[The Big Man™ @BootYurBaws]

@garyfisher77

[The Big Man™ @BootYurBaws]

Celtic fans I dont need any sources tae tell yous big Pinstrip Pete is geeing yous the shaft again. Gon tae ma bed before yous go nuts.

[The Big Man™ @BootYurBaws]

........and if you dont believe me I could show you 1000s of tweets from yous hailing him but I canny be arsed.

[The Big Man™ @BootYurBaws]

Theres nae use you Gers fans moanin at others, a "No Surrender" and a free cup of tea fae Charles Green and yous labelled him the messiah.

[Alison Conroy @AlisonGConroy]

Being told fee to #Celtic for Virgil Van Dijk is £13m

[The Big Man™ @BootYurBaws]

Tony Pullis currently headin tae Berahinos hoose tae toe him right in the baws. #DeadlineDay

[FREEBETS.com @ComFreebets]

All Arsenal fans right now.. #DeadlineDay #AFC http://t.co/11bjq85b1I

[The Big Man™ @BootYurBaws]

Hahaha @SkySportsNewsHQ Peter Odemwingie still hingin aboot carparks, if hes no careful people will start mistaken him for Stan Collymore.

[The Big Man™ @BootYurBaws]

Islam Feruz has arrived at Easter Road. #DeadlineDay

[The Big Man™ @BootYurBaws]

@AndyM1874 Absolutely, tried to lowball Utd at last minute Utd said no so Madrid have let deal slip over the deadline.

[The Big Man™ @BootYurBaws]

Navas will be happy, he was being forced out by the sounds of it. https://t.co/dGlO1OZJlQ

[Guillem Balague @GuillemBalague]

So Real Madrid will not appeal so DDG will stay at Manchester United and Navas at Real Madrid. Two unhappy goalies then

[Transfer Site @TransferSite]

BREAKING: Manchester Utd have agreed a £26.4m fee with Bayer Leverkusen for Hakan Calhanoglu. #mufc #DeadlineDay

[The Big Man™ @BootYurBaws]

I miss days like these. #DeadlineDay https://t.co/5cgLnxRs5W

[The Big Man™ @BootYurBaws]

This is painful watchin the @SkySportsNewsHQ presenter try make #DeadlineDay seem excitin. Keep shoutin at the camera ya fud, that'll help.

[The Big Man™ @BootYurBaws]

@scotzine @talkSPORTDrive Durhams a mentalist much like Phil, the 2 day disgraced director Graham and that State Aid choob.

[The Big Man™ @BootYurBaws]

@CelticRockRoars Nasri?

[The Big Man™ @BootYurBaws]

@bryandocherty80 Theres a Spanish journo oan here saying the 2 clubs have been talking but struggling to agree a price. #DeadlineDay

[The Big Man™ @BootYurBaws]

If Marco Reus to Utd is true I might wank myself into a coma. #DeadlineDay #MUFC

[Not Match of the Day @NOT_MOTD]

Live footage of Ed Woodward leaving the Bernabeu tonight http://t.co/phvlGgAK3s

[FPL Betting @footballacca]

DONE DEAL
BBC "United are set to sign 19-year-old Monaco forward Anthony Martial for £36m subject to a medical"
https://t.co/4XmdS75jQ4