Seeley Booth AU

Surviving the Bones hiatus. Plenty of innuendo, banter and fluff without the entanglement of plots!

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@Bones4Booth Well so long as he is decent, and his gun satisfies your needs, then bring on the ice!

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Found out my gun can be fired a whole different way last night. Whoa! I love @56Phalanges.

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@Poetic_line You do realize that stalking is against the law? Don't worry, @56phalanges gives me plenty.

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@Bones4Booth Cold showers? I had ice too don't forget. Has someone's gun got you hot and bothered?

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@junkiecat Twiving date? Did you TWIVE?! Your hair looks great. Looks a bit like mine, maybe that's why.

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Great! @56phalanges finally gave me back my phone! She kept me so distracted I forgot even my name. Whoa!

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Well, @56phalanges and I are off to spend the day with Pops. She will disable my gun if I keep tweeting. Enjoy your day ladies!

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@SuperSquint You know it is? You mean you haven't seen my gun? Oh thank god!

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@junkiecat Well if I catch you Twiving I will get FOYA on you. It is too dangerous, and against the law.

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@56phalanges No Bones, @junkiecat is not a suspect, nor do I have a case. She was merely pleading the 5th for..uhm..never mind, she's fine.

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@junkiecat Speaking of peeking..are you Twiving young lady??

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@ChoeBe Why thank you my dear. I am glad you slept - everyone needs their sleep. I haven't seen you needing the oxygen lately.

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@junkiecat BIG? Have you been peeking at my gun?! I'm sure I've kept that hidden away from Fangirls. @56phalanges is going to kill me.

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@junkiecat I'm always around, you should know that by now. Think of me as your guardian angel, sleep nazi and general FOYA agent.

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@Bones4Booth Certainly. Have to make sure it fits your hand perfectly. No point buying if you aren't satisfied with the firing mechanism.

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@56phalanges Bones, @JaneBoneoOz and any of the other fangirls have never seen nor handled my gun. That is purely for your enjoyment.

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@JaneBoneoOz Fiery? Understatement of the century. @56phalanges almost didn't speak to me for weeks after that.

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@Bones4Booth Guns do come and go, but the perfect gun always finds it's way into your hands eventually.

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@JaneBoneoOz Don't you be riling up @56phalanges like last year. She almost shot me then, and if looks could kill now...

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@Bones4Booth I don't know about huge ego, but my GUN is large. At least @56phalanges likes it. @junkiecat @ChoeBe @Tea_Totaller @JaneBoneoOz