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Narrating the noise, decoding the streets. Where Kenya’s scroll meets soul. Sheng, screenshots, & unapologetic vibes.

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FACTS!!!!
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[Hon. Peter Salasya @pksalasya]

He thinks like his father 😄 🤣 😂 😆 😄 ambia babako aambie ruto alete free education starting this September watoe support of bursaries that goes to children from vulnerable families and orphans .This one hajui we have families that even raising 1000 shillings for school fees is a problem.Let them make announcement this September for free education we do away with cdf

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Hi cousins! We were sharing chapati and secrets… now you’re sharing manifestos with strangers? 😭 #CousinsBetrayal #Macuzo #HiCousins

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Serkal!
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[GOR MAHIA FC @OfficialGMFC]

🟢 | NUMBERS

.... we have 10 players in the current Harambee Stars CHAN squad.

10.... ngapi? 10. Let that sink in well. We are plotting for next season. 🔥

#Sirkal | #SportPesaNaGor

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@KTNNewsKE Kasongo will sort us... hatu-panick hata

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@gpdkaluma cape town 😋

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I blinked and somehow it’s been weeks since I posted. Time flies when you’re... doing absolutely everything and nothing 😂 #LifeLately
Pretend you noticed

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Sounds to me like we're throwing problems out there, guess what?! we know that...… all we interested in is solutions Good Bishop!
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[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

The legal framework is not designed to fight corruption, but rather to protect those who are corrupt - EACC Chair Bishop Oginde

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It is usually very difficult on African soil to defeat a President who is looking for his second term - Musalia Mudavadi

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Here we go again....
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[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

Bigwigs seize firm set to bag Sh45 billion NTSA deal https://t.co/Es182zHnzg

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😅😅😅https://t.co/CGCvxl80GB

[The Kenya Times @thekenyatimes]

Rigathi Gachagua says that DP Kithure Kindiki's constant use of helicopters is making cows miscarry in the villages

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The political space are making it impossible to do anything in Kenya. If you're trying to build, innovate, or simply breathe—good luck navigating the endless power plays and inflated egos parading as leadership.
Harambee Stars
Kasarani Stadium
jaza stadi
https://t.co/UZi6RRxD9y

[KTN News @KTNNewsKE]

Football fans decry lack of tickets for Kenya vs DRC clash at Kasarani stadium amid claims gov’t is flooding venue with loyal supporters to avert hostile chants.

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The players are hungry, focused, and ready to make Kenya proud. With President Ruto and Mike Sonko pledging over KSh 1 billion in rewards, the stakes have never been higher! #StarsMustWin Harambee!!

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If we stand firmly behind Ruto to secure a second term, it would motivate him to consider handing over the mantle of running the nation to one of our own - Speaker Wetang'ula

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@morarakebaso hindsight reminds us that our divisions fueled by tribalism and competition only worked against us. It’s a sobering truth.

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Everybody for himself, God for us all.....
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[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

Gachagua now seeks full compensation for what he would have earned had he served a full term

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@ahmednasirlaw Naah, Kenyans love controversies unfortunately

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So the same week we release f'mer Kiambu Governor Ferdinand Waititu—whose tenure was riddled with graft allegations—we proudly assent to the Conflict of Interest Bill meant to fight corruption?
Are we battling corruption or babysitting it?

#AntiCorruption #AccountabilityMatters

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@AokoOtieno_ @C_NyaKundiH couldn't be more true-er

[Ali 'Mwamvita' Manzu @Ali_Manzu]

In your copy of The @StandardKenya newspaper on Thursday morning.

Get the e-newspaper on https://t.co/mR38AmgHvE

https://t.co/DEv93N3Cgc

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@Kenyans His track record on accountability feels more like a maze than a roadmap. Public statements often sow confusion instead of clarity—and leadership demands consistency, not theatrics. 🤷‍♂️ so NO!