Bootie

Turning terrible ideas into internet coins.
First bad idea: Divorce Chair. More coming.
No promises. Just lore.

[Bootie @BootieTrader]

🚨 THE SITE IS OPEN 🚨

Greg is officially load-bearing.

$LOADFISH 🐟🏗️

Official CA:

CtpyvpWwvQ7wwjhYmSHh18JEb4mjDnT1nEKAPc5Cpump

No promises. No fake roadmap. Just one dangerously overworked fish.

#Solana #PumpFun #MemeCoin

[Bootie @BootieTrader]

@trademofo So when I transfered bsc and sol into the bot it worked but I went to transfer eth a few hours ago into the Robinhood account on the bot. the eth transfer show completed but I see no funds on the bot for eth, only sol and bsc funds are shown, can you help me?

[Bootie @BootieTrader]

@Mr_Altcoin Onboard them! We are going to the moon🚀

[Bootie @BootieTrader]

🚨 THE SITE IS OPEN 🚨

Greg is officially load-bearing.

$LOADFISH 🐟🏗️

Official CA:

CtpyvpWwvQ7wwjhYmSHh18JEb4mjDnT1nEKAPc5Cpump

No promises. No fake roadmap. Just one dangerously overworked fish.

#Solana #PumpFun #MemeCoin

[Bootie @BootieTrader]

@Rhyan0x Not yet, sooner then later I will!

[Bootie @BootieTrader]

🚨 EMERGENCY SITE OPENING 🚨

Management missed the scheduled opening.

Greg has authorized an emergency launch in exactly 10 minutes.

$LOADFISH 🐟🏗️

#Solana #PumpFun #MemeCoin

[Bootie @BootieTrader]

The Site Is Officially Open

[Bootie @BootieTrader]

🚨 THE SITE IS OPEN 🚨

Greg is officially load-bearing.

$LOADFISH 🐟🏗️

Official CA:

CtpyvpWwvQ7wwjhYmSHh18JEb4mjDnT1nEKAPc5Cpump

No promises. No fake roadmap. Just one dangerously overworked fish.

#Solana #PumpFun #MemeCoin

[Bootie @BootieTrader]

Official https://t.co/Fdhq2OEvHB page:

https://t.co/X2MHax4OH5

Always verify the contract address before trading.

[Bootie @BootieTrader]

@yagirl It’s going live in 5 minutes!

[Bootie @BootieTrader]

🚨 STRUCTURAL NOTICE 🚨

The site opens tonight at 10:00 PM ET.

Hard hats recommended.
Financial expectations discouraged.
Greg remains load-bearing.

$LOADFISH 🐟🏗️

#Solana #MemeCoin #PumpFun

[Bootie @BootieTrader]

@0x_Pr0mise $CUSTDY

[Bootie @BootieTrader]

$LOADFISH 🐟🏗️

Greg isn’t holding the building together because he wants to.
He’s holding it together because everyone else left.

Launching tonight.

#Solana #MemeCoin #PumpFun

[Bootie @BootieTrader]

@Eljaboom $CUSTDY

[Bootie @BootieTrader]

The inspector came.
He looked at the ceiling.
He looked at the fish.
He wrote down one word:

GREG.

Apparently, that’s good enough. 🐟🏗️

#Solana #MemeCoin #PumpFun

[Bootie @BootieTrader]

Something structurally concerning is coming.

The engineers quit.
The permits disappeared.
One fish stayed behind.

GREG IS STRUCTURAL. 🐟🏗️

#Solana #MemeCoin #PumpFun

[Bootie @BootieTrader]

OFFICIAL LINKS

X: https://t.co/CgrTsCVp4t
799a543RcsVAcUM7MitTDrNYByq3JHp7GFWXeWywpump

This is the only official Dale account and contract. No private sales, no secret team wallets, and no unsolicited DMs.

[Bootie @BootieTrader]

BREAKING: Dale has been awarded full custody of the chart.

She took the table.
He kept the market.

The Divorced Chair is live.

$CUSTDY

799a543RcsVAcUM7MitTDrNYByq3JHp7GFWXeWywpump

https://t.co/X2MHax4OH5

No roadmap. No reconciliation. Just chair support.
#Solana #Memecoin

[Bootie @BootieTrader]

@theunipcs Bonks a degen, I love it

[Bootie @BootieTrader]

@0x_Pr0mise Be ready

[Bootie @BootieTrader]

@Borg_Cryptos 🤫 don’t tell them