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single. I may be a woke moralist but at least I’m not a broke pooralist #real.

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lesbian with an oral fixation she don’t smoke cigs she sucks edamames out the pod

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this is going to sound lame but going back to listen to the original teens of denial and its like damn. for a moment of time will toledo was the coolest guy in the world to me

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and if you express confusion or disappointment with that fact, his fans will yell at you for not uncritically loving it

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one day the musician who made music that best represented what it felt like to be a weird, gay, awful, depressed, disillusioned teenager will re-record his concept album about those feelings to remove all the swearing and uncomfortable truths that made you love it

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@lgbtqjoker onions rings is geese. consider this before your next couple words.

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onion rings delicious but lowkey industry plant vibes. like the fake indie band on the big label, the incredibly popular side that makes you go “wow i’m so unique for wanting onion rings over fries, they are so underrated” despite their staple status and major critical support

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being a democrat is so cheugy like yaaaasssss i believe we live in a meritocracy

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hydrogen oxygen hydrogen most famous menage a tois ever

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best song of the 2020s prob https://t.co/sM2ExHtZRy

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gen z doesn’t deserve a piece of art like call me by your name. they all refuse to engage with it on a level that welcomes it as a challenging coming of age story. they all treat it like its instructions demanding they get into a pedophilic relationship asap

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@lgbtqjoker i want to stan jane but god that transphobia bars just too fire……..

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they laughed at her but “you think you just fell out of a coconut tree?” is one of the most prescient observations about the problems in our modern world i’ve ever seen

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@lgbtqjoker idk this isn’t for me but whatever…….

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tesla driver with texas plates in california literally just taking all the most annoying personality traits but tryna keep it nonpartisan

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i wonder if ghostface beef with action bronson reached its boiling point bc he got to be in a scorsese movie before the #1 deniro fanboy

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trying the new viral dua lipa coffee #dualipacoffee @DUALIPA

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spiro dealer trying to sell her goods to an interested party: “you want some good stuff? yeah, what does it do? well, we don’t really know tbh”

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@lgbtqjoker I think when you reach that level of fame where you are less known for what you actually did (boxing) than just being an eccentric character, people ironically stop having any sort of vested interest in the person you are. Because you aren’t a real person anymore, you are “fame”

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been walking around work for the last week repeating “even if i kill myself right now” the same way dijon does in that one song and i should probably stop coworkers are looking at me weird

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bought a seat at the sold at showing of the amazing digital circus finale despite never watching it because i hope they destroy that place like three 6 was playing tear da club up. this is my seat