Andrew Schwarz

What is a horse shoe? What does a horse shoe do? Are there any horse socks? Is anybody listening to me?

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BLOCKBUSTER: The Boston Celtics have agreed to trade Jaylen Brown to the Philadelphia 76ers for Paul George, two first-round picks and two second-round picks, sources tell ESPN.

[Andrew Schwarz @Booty_schwartz]

@camelk23 One for each offensive rebound of course

[Andrew Schwarz @Booty_schwartz]

@camelk23 😭😭😭

[Andrew Schwarz @Booty_schwartz]

Gus Fring wrote this

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Giancarlo Esposito on Carl Weathers' passing

"I will sorely miss my dear friend & brother Carl Weathers. You are truly one of the most wonderful human beings I have had the honor & pleasure of spending time with! I am grateful for your influence & support of all things good in my life. This is how I will always remember you"

[Andrew Schwarz @Booty_schwartz]

@Davidakere_ @Prez @Prez yikes kid ✌🏻👎🏻

[Andrew Schwarz @Booty_schwartz]

@PardonMyTake This is art

[Andrew Schwarz @Booty_schwartz]

@MySportsUpdate This is just such a waste of money and time

[Andrew Schwarz @Booty_schwartz]

@InternetH0F Closer- Chainsmokers

[Andrew Schwarz @Booty_schwartz]

@chrisoIIey wh… who are you?

[Andrew Schwarz @Booty_schwartz]

Me: Check out the new all white jerseys
Kerry: The “Cincinnati Zebras”
💀💀💀😭

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

Happy Bobby Bonilla Day!

Bobby gets his 12th installment of $1,193,248.20 today.

The Mets have so far paid him $14,318,978.40 for him to NOT PLAY the 2000 season.

There is 13 years and $15,512,221.60 left.

There have been no discussions to buy him out early.

[Andrew Schwarz @Booty_schwartz]

Thybulle being a starter and needing Niang to stand up for him just shows he’s not that guy

[Andrew Schwarz @Booty_schwartz]

@rickybottalico you want to maybe have a positive tweet about the #Phillies. Your takes are justified but try not to drive the negative agenda after every poor play

[Barstool Philly @BarstoolPhilly]

“I f*cking hate this place."

- Alec Bohm, who has 3 errors in 3 innings

[Amazon News @amazonnews]

How is Same-Day Delivery, in as fast as five hours, possible?

We build smaller facilities that process orders in one place. This creates new jobs and puts product closer to customers, which decreases delivery distance. https://t.co/VdqB1osH8C

[Andrew Schwarz @Booty_schwartz]

Trade whatever assets are left @sixers to get @BigEballer_ in the draft #elite #helpembiid

[Andrew Schwarz @Booty_schwartz]

Why hasn’t anyone turned @smashmouth song #allstar into a funny children’s book? #elitebedtimestory

[Andrew Schwarz @Booty_schwartz]

@GioThePodcaster Kid wears every players jersey and calls himself a “Philly” podcaster lmfao 🤣🤣🤣

[Andrew Schwarz @Booty_schwartz]

@newsdayalum 🤡🤡🤡