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Disruptor

[Ryan @offgriddesigner]

33 areas eh? Fancy that.

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@UKLabour

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@LucyTrims @PeterBleksley Good for you.

[WireSpy @WireSpy92]

.@HMRCgovuk should go after MPs that suddenly become millionaires whilst serving in Parliament.

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@campbellclaret

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@davidyelland

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@AshfordLabour @andyburnham "could" 🤡

[Andy63 🇬🇧❤️travelling the world @TryingTraveller]

This prick is making the country look as bigger clown as he is

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@connor_naismith

[Sussexbiker5360 @sussexbiker5360]

🚨 BREAKING: Andy Burnham to reduce the price of Smarties to help with the cost of living....and enhance counting skills for children and Angela Rayner.

[Gossip Goblin @Gossip_Goblin]

The Toaster Rebellion

[WaspBoro1 @waspboro1]

ANDY BURNHAM announces cash slipped into your hand by your Nan will be subject to a windfall tax of 25%

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@BGatesIsaPyscho Strange left hand 😉

[MrBounceBack.com @Bounce_BackLoan]

Abusive scenes at PMQs as @LucyMPowell appears to mouth a racial slur I won't mention at @KemiBadenoch when the Tory Leader takes the piss out of the PM about loud music on trains

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@blairanderson35

[cheekfulloftongue🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @k4bladesagain]

Breaking news: The PM has announced that due to the backlog of people waiting to do their driving tests, examiners will have to take a shorter lunch break on Tuesdays.

[Clive @Montpop2000]

🚨Breaking News.

Andy Burnham poised to introduce a 3 pence coin to alleviate the cost of living crisis citing “5 pence coins are for the bankers and fat cats who are out of touch with working people.”
Governor of the Bank of England yet to comment.

[🦋 Red Velvet 🦋 @Red_Velvet_ESR]

Andy Burnham announces fines for leaving the empty loo roll tube in the bathroom.

[Smoothus. @Smoothus1597315]

BREAKING: Andy Burnham has banned all breaking news posts after too many of them made him look ridiculous.
The P.M said the ban was needed “to protect people with no sense of humour” — starting with himself.
Further updates will be released once everyone has stopped laughing.

[WaspBoro1 @waspboro1]

ANDY BURNHAM announces plans to tax birthday gift money at a flat rate of 40%.