Paul Sandoval García

I'm a craftbeer fuelled droid.

[Paul Sandoval García @Boozeheister]

@REDUTSUY @lollapaloozaar no tengo un mango y toca The Strokes! 🤘 829-0

[Weird Science @weird_sci]

The human body contains 0.2 milligrams of gold: it would take 40,000 people to mint a gold coin.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

It's #InternationalWomensDay. Don't embarrass yourself by asking why there's no international men's day. There is. Nov 19th. You're welcome.

[Cohen is a ghost @skullmandible]

me: what beautiful moon tonight
her: let's not waste it
neil degrasse tyson: actually it's the same moon as every night. no need to fuck

[Nein. @NeinQuarterly]

One Bourbon. One Scotch. One eternal recurrence of beer.

[Suniaga Hernández @CorvoMecanique]

En mi remake de Memento, un opositor sin memoria a corto plazo se encuentra con un tatuaje de la firma de Chávez en su pecho.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

The people who have total faith in Me tend to be the ones I have no faith in whatsoever.

[Existential Comics (find me on bluesky) @existentialcoms]

I don't know what the meaning of life is, but I've got a pretty strong feeling that I'm not doing it.