Steven “Torta Pounder” Boozer

3x divorce, dad-rock enthusiast, reliving the glory days! ATO ‘04

[Steven “Torta Pounder” Boozer @BoozerTorta]

Brandon Walker is the least like able human oat…

[SPG @SPG9814]

AK Dear on his Insta story, his time to shine 👀🐘

[Steven “Torta Pounder” Boozer @BoozerTorta]

@TerryM24813 Damn that’s original

[Steven “Torta Pounder” Boozer @BoozerTorta]

@TerryM24813 @millarlover And if he doesn’t pay up he’s getting a hard dox

[Steven “Torta Pounder” Boozer @BoozerTorta]

When your visiting your very religious family for the holidays, you start to appreciate the daily shot of mouthwash just a little more
#functioningalcoholic

[Steven “Torta Pounder” Boozer @BoozerTorta]

Thankful for all-nighters and sorority girls🙏🏽#happythanksgiving

[Dallas “Millar” Maye @millarlover]

Ex Girlfriend from highschool just walked into the pregame (She has a boyfriend of 3 years)

[Cigarette Nostalgia @CigsMake]

If your shower doesnt look like this, you are gay

[Steven “Torta Pounder” Boozer @BoozerTorta]

@OfAthenry Big time players make big time plays

#expand

[Steven “Torta Pounder” Boozer @BoozerTorta]

@DrunkAubie Cope

[Dallas “Millar” Maye @millarlover]

Can this game please start

[Steven “Torta Pounder” Boozer @BoozerTorta]

Kylan Darnell is what we call #bonerfuel

[Steven “Torta Pounder” Boozer @BoozerTorta]

Inject ts in my veins.

[Steven “Torta Pounder” Boozer @BoozerTorta]

@TerryM24813 Cant teach what you see out of some of those guys! Jared Goff, Josh Allen, Mac Jones, Half of Patrick Mahomes! Hell I could go on all day!

[Steven “Torta Pounder” Boozer @BoozerTorta]

@TerryM24813 AMEN BROTHER!

[Redmond "Leakey" Melcher @RichardBreath67]

Last time doing this (ever). Do it for the man next to you today. Let’s go out swinging. God Bless

[Steven “Torta Pounder” Boozer @BoozerTorta]

Rise and grind motherfuckers!

To do list:
-Go gym
-Doomscroll Clavicular
-315 on Bench
-Jerk Off
-Play Clash