Sometimes... buzzed me watches @bravotv and treats regular me to a sparkly beverage inspired by my late night viewing pleasure... So thanks to #buzzed me, bravosummerhouse and drinkloverboy for this AMAZING treat!… https://t.co/UCIuWOKFgp
I’m honor of last nights #RHONY premiere coupled with day 88646782 of this quarantine... I present to you my true feelings about my children courtesy of @momandwine
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#boozymommy#boozymomsclub#momlife… https://t.co/9ZSGvFQEtP
The baby has a high fever + ear infection.
The toddler has a lot of feels + is really missing his friends.
Both ended up in our bed at 4:30am.
So we decided to clear out the fridge and make… https://t.co/fwj6KPIQz1
Y’all— #newzealand knows what’s up... I’m writing from marlboroughfest y’all where I haven’t tasted one bad thing... yes it helps to love #sauvignonblanc but the 🥝 Kiwis are amazing and we’re making friends… https://t.co/4FkJx9kxt1
I know I’m not the only one 💁🏻♀️
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#Repost wittyotter
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Doesn’t it make you feel better to know that you’re not the only one with a finite amount t of patience? Phew.
Also, starting a separate piggy bank to… https://t.co/pVj5Dtr8J7
This #ChristmasEve#Santa hooked this mama up with the best little treat under the tree!!! Clearly #Santa knows that @winc has an amazing (and fast (#becausekids)) quiz that can recommend things you’re gonna love!… https://t.co/jvcbVrj4JF
On dasher, on dancer, on prancer— let’s get blitzen’d at this fun little pop-up that is sure to get you in the holiday spirit... sipping out a Santa mug while noshing in latkes? Sign me up! Thanks to my amazing… https://t.co/qhy0hVkQaW
Sometimes mama treats herself to a night out and a glass of the house red... and sometimes the owners know how to pour you a glass as big as the baby’s head! 🍷 #winwin#winewinwin#boozymommy#mamasnightout#cheers… https://t.co/axm4z7wUUK
I don’t know who needs this reminder but holy forking shirt... 20 days?! How?! How?! I feel like I blinked and we were just starting the year!! (Although I don’t hate this retro airstream wax burner making my house… https://t.co/vM4kj0SBaP
Now that I’ve made it through Thanksgiving and my moms birthday I can start focusing on Christmas!!! (#hohohooooohboy) This year we’ve got an amazing rental house that’s gonna be packed with family... what’s not… https://t.co/ImrjmZcZ2t
I’ve been MIA because if I’m honest, the holidays are overwhelming as is (but I still love them!), but I also went on ahead and twisted my ankle and threw out my back (#gracefulAF)... so between all of that, making… https://t.co/hU67J3v5ri
Kicked off the holiday season last night with family, friends, and of course— a seasonal #Thanksgiving punch (courtesy of my sister who takes her cocktails very seriously)... maybe it’s the punch, maybe it’s… https://t.co/QLNWm1mNaV