It's totes unfair to expect a sickly and mindrxpxd creep like you to be able to quit βοΈ
It's not like you spent the better half of your life jerking away for as far back as you physically could π
And besides, if you had what it takes to resist these temptations
More below π
Who says no to state mandated braces for bops for five years until they turn of age βοΈ
Including mandatory daily HD closeups posted to the internet so "experts" such as yourself can monitor their progress π€
We do this to set them up for a future full of confident smiles ofc π¦
Surprise tongue inspections, the latest in Gen Alpha trends π
Because what says whimsy more than sticking out your "genetic material" receptacle π€€
Have you carried out you carried out a surprise inspection on a bop yet? π§Έ
They arent allowed to say no, if you get up close π