meh bopz

[meh bopz @BopzMeh]

It tastes milk

[meh bopz @BopzMeh]

Going to the happiest place on earth to be unhappy

[meh bopz @BopzMeh]

Might as well use some fraternity skill

[meh bopz @BopzMeh]

What do you mean you’re not paying $100 for a hot dog

[meh bopz @BopzMeh]

Good thing I don’t get hard because I’m in class right now

[meh bopz @BopzMeh]

ass expander

[meh bopz @BopzMeh]

You’ll only ask for help when your in the bottom of the pool with a cinder block

[meh bopz @BopzMeh]

That A1C ain’t getting any lower

[meh bopz @BopzMeh]

You can’t exchange my happiness for sexual favors

[meh bopz @BopzMeh]

Rate sucking my tits

[meh bopz @BopzMeh]

Hawaii is an island

[meh bopz @BopzMeh]

Can I wipe my ass in private

[meh bopz @BopzMeh]

You’re a whore and not welcome at our house

[meh bopz @BopzMeh]

Do you think you can do it?
Bro I hope the fuck?

[meh bopz @BopzMeh]

This is why I look like the way I do and you look the way you do

[meh bopz @BopzMeh]

Saturday I’m toe down to hang out

[meh bopz @BopzMeh]

Noodles aren’t for bears

[meh bopz @BopzMeh]

@buggybitches BOI GIVE ME SOME

[meh bopz @BopzMeh]

I want a FAT glass of wine and a FAT plate of pasta right now

[meh bopz @BopzMeh]

Is going to Sam’s Club our family bonding time?