Arian Bordbar

we hold these truths to be self evident

[Arian Bordbar @BordbarArian]

Bruh some people have never mowed the lawn before lmao, that’s gotta be what’s wrong with y’all

[autist @litteralyme0]

what do I even do bro

[100 @yh_me2]

they’re making a day when things can be better and they’re calling it tomorrow

[corb @awshuqs]

my friend said he had to “study” for the “bar exam” yeah normal people call that pregaming

[Kirby Carlisle @2010brianwilson]

At a certain age, sleeping in past noon on the weekend should be considered a bad thing

[69 @ushouldfw69]

Ghosting bitches who think shit a game>>>

[kar @bustitopen420]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but cops aren’t supposed to kill guilty people either

[Tune, MBA, CISSP @CartuneNetwerk]

Lawyering has the widest gap in quality of any professional service I’ve dealt with. I see why it’s a referral based business

[. @playboicurrryy]

"alarm set for 1 hour and 13 minutes from now"

[ayo @AyoShinobi]

english teachers recognizing your potential is the kind of validation that stays with you forever

[DC Rat ☭ @dirtycityrat]

people say the suburbs have “low crime” because familial and domestic abuse don’t count as crime to them

[c @h0leopard]

it bothers me how much the way you meet someone determines the nature of your relationship

[Byronically @Darkk_Deco]

It’s quite erotic to discover someone’s true nature. Like suddenly catching a second scent from a flower.

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Having to go all the way to trial to lose on an SOL defense is the kind of economic and judicial waste I live for. I hope he wins the appeal and this shit happens again.

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

i was put on earth to go out to dinner

[That Blame Guy @ImToBlame]

Ain’t no bone in my body gonna feel sorry for a racist.